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Your outpost of illogical conversation, in an otherwise bleak, funny world ruled by satire and kitten huffing. Welcome, pipple. Talk about Illogicopedian stuff. And you wonder why it's under BHOP. XY007 • talk • contributions 08:31, 26 June 2015 (UTC)

I wrote a poem. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 13:34, 27 June 2015 (UTC)

I wrote a poem

It's called 'Jimmy the Weasel'. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 22:51, 28 June 2015 (UTC)

Write one about Narendra Modi! – Preceding unsigned comment added by EggCity0 (talk • contribs)

Maybe I have? ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 14:04, 4 July 2015 (UTC)

It goes like this:

Narendra Modi

Sits on an easel

And if the pressure's reas'nable

It's just about feasible

That his knees'll freeze all over the floor. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 14:06, 4 July 2015 (UTC)

What about your other poem? – Preceding unsigned comment added by EggCity0 (talk • contribs)

My other poem was just that except instead of "Narendra Modi" on the first line it was "Jimmy the Weasel". I'm a fucking genius. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 10:46, 7 July 2015 (UTC)

Y'know that rhymes better. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 06:53, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

I wrote a poem

No wait. I didn't. The other guy did that. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 00:16, 14 July 2015 (UTC)

That was the SHITTEST POEM I have EVER READ!!!!!!1!!!!!!! it doesn't even have a second line. I might just write another poem to SHOW HOW SHIT YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 12:11, 18 July 2015 (UTC)

In fact I have.

It's called "Dog Urine".

It goes like this:

A solitary piece of piss

Lies inconspicuous

On a brown sewer cover

That the rain swiftly smothers. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 12:14, 18 July 2015 (UTC)

Have you read 'Subverted Rhyme'? MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:51, 18 July 2015 (UTC)

No, but I know how it ends. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 13:26, 19 July 2015 (UTC)

I wrote the Supermarket Song. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 06:39, 20 July 2015 (UTC)

Wow it's like you've written everything I haven't heard of! ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 09:30, 21 July 2015 (UTC)

Yes I have. It goes like this:

Everything I haven't heard of

Is worth writing about

When inspiration strikes

I start writing out

About any topic

I'll be a poet

And you and me and others know it

MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 10:45, 21 July 2015 (UTC)

Nice!

I thought of a little two-line the other day from the point of view of a prostitute approaching business:

I'm no beggar but I'll take what you can afford

I'm no busker but I'll swallow your sword!

~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 10:53, 21 July 2015 (UTC)

My my my

Poem. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 01:10, 22 July 2015 (UTC)

A three-liner: I quite enjoyed writing this one. It's called 'A Cat'.

The cat creeps across the ledge,

Then jumps into a hedge,

Hearing footsteps approaching.

– Preceding unsigned comment added by MyOwnBadSelf (talk • contribs)

Some more poetry

I decided to write a poem inspired by the Tea article.

• You drink tea, and it's fantastic:
• So much better than coffee.
• In my opinion, I'm not hating
• But it's better.

If anything, this poem proves that you don't need rhyme to make a good poem. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 10:53, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

I have taken it upon myself to write a poem countering your poem:

I Like coffee, I like tea

I like them both equally

It is better when poems rhyme

So make them ryhme better in future please

Hope you enjoyed - B@NZai k!tten (Meow?)B 11:44, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

I've a new entry inspired by this new wave of poetry that comments on the form of poetry:

Poetry must rhyme

Otherwise it's shit

If the last syllable of one line doesn't precisely rhyme the last syllable of another

Then it's hardly worth taking the time to read it at all. ~EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(dtf?) 16:04, 28 August 2015 (UTC)

Hmm... Some political radicals might write this:

Narendra Modi is weird

And smells like a monkey

Him, we cannot trust with running the world's

Second-largest country

Obviously that's not my own opinion. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The HMC Writer (talk - stalk - block) 23:23, 31 August 2015 (UTC)