Forum:The Cat Party wants the old boys network to go
The progressive Cat Party is sick and tired of the lies, corruption, and bigotry that has been plaguing the politics of Uncyclopedia. UNSOC has been notorious for years to dip in bribery, murder, and socialism. And the Grue Army supports terrorism.
I, Kingkitty, cannot take it anymore. Justice needs to be done. Uncyclopedia didn't use to be this way. I remember a time when there was fairness and tolerance among uncyclopedians. But now it has become nothing but a joke. A JOKE.
I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU DO NOTHING SENATE!
THE OLD BOYS NETWORK NEEDS TO GO. UNCYCLOPEDIA NEEDS TO START A CLEAN SLATE. And thus I recommend we have a Presidential Election!
The Cat Party's Idea For a Presidential Election
- A new topic would be formed inside the main village dump. The election would last 9 days which would start immediately after the topic is made.
- Within the first 3 days, each political party that wants to be in the election would sign in. This sign in would include a Presidential candidate and a Vice Presidential candidate. It is up to the parties to decide who becomes who.
- Days 3 and 4 would have the topic be open solely for negative (and positive) ads by the political parties.
- Days 5 and 6 would include town hall style debates. Undecided voters would ask various questions concerning Uncyclopedia and beyond. Only the presidential candidates would be allowed to answer these questions (and attack each other).
- The last three days would be solely for the citizens of Uncyclopedia to vote for their candidate of choice.
- During all of this each political party would actively campaign through whoring, bribing, stalking, and lurking within people's talking pages and beyond.
- The winner of the election would be given a special prize!
Now this is an early draft of the election idea. Feel free to nitpick and stuff. -
Are you FOR it or AGAINST it?
- For I agree with this idea -
- Strong For I wholeheartedly agree with this position and approve of this message. \o/
- For I agree - a new president needs to be erected. Let not the sleeping dog jump over the fence. -- Style
Guide 08:30, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Comments? Ideas? Ridicule?
- Yes, please. Not too hot on the ridicule. It makes me gassy. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:49, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
Strong against, as I feel that such an election would undermine the Cabal. I mean, there is no Cabal, but if there was, I really WOULD NOT WANT TO UPSET THEM, if you know what I mean. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:05, Oct 18
- Plus, we've already all voted for Obama. Not because of his policies, nor his rhetoric. You see we, and by "we" I mean "all Uncyclopedians", base our votes on hat size. That man has one giant melon. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:09, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
- Ah, it seems the old boys network it out late tonight. -
- I'm glad somebody finally noticed. I've been networking out for a while now. I was surprised at just how quickly the weight started coming off, and I'm no longer out of breath after climbing a flight of stairs. I can benchpress three internets. I hope to be able to press four by January. Then I'll start doing laps on the token ring. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:22, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
- I've been networking for several years and I haven't seen any results :< -
Is that Cat Party?
Pff. Welcome to five months ago. -Killface
- Welcome to SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M ON THE PHONE! -Xander Crews
For.
For.
Against.--LOLsupreme 09:26, 18 October 2008 (UTC)