Forum:Shopping carts

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WHAT MAKES THEM DANGEROUS?

Anything's dangerous in my hands. (evil smirk) —Correspondent Hin Arash, PRAA [TALK] [KUN] (21:12, 27 September 2006 (UTC))

1. Firing them from cannons. 2. Terrorists. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 21:26, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

If they are filled with spinach. Or Jews. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 21:27, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

What about jews eating spinach? That's a dangerous weapon right there.--Wit (tawk) 21:39, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Ohh! I know the answer! The metal bits make them dangerous to eat! If not for the metal, they wouldn't be cold and hard, and they would love everyone and blah blah blah! --The Zombiebaron 22:36, 27 September 2006 (UTC)

Their high bhp and low cost make them attractive vehicle purchases for the lower class. -- Soul101 ~_MA^REPENT!

Squeeky wheels can get stuck, causing the cart to suddenly stop and you impale yourself on the sharp metal things in front of the child safety seat. Then another shopper bangs into your ankle with their cart, causing it to bleed from the sharp metal spikes on the bottom rack of the cart where the beer/soda usually goes. --2nd_Lt Orion Blastar (talk) 11:57, 28 September 2006 (UTC)