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Since we're all a bunch of squatting bums, I've decided to take the initiative and get the whole merchandise thing rolling. I'll be glad to send an order to a printer and get some t-shirts printed and send them out myself, I just need to know

1. What we want on them
2. What color t-shirt
3. How many people would be interested
4. What sizes
5. etc

I don't have any money to front it with, so I'd need to get the money before any of this could happen. I'm not sure how best to go about this, so any suggestions, as well as help with a streamlined merch center would be wonderful. --KATIE!! 10:42, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

Given outrinternational nature I suspect it won't be worth everyone sending orders to you, as you will then have to mail them round thworld, unless we get failry large discounts for a "bulk" (like 10?) order why don't we just suggest places to local to you that might be able to do it, for instance, DG, where did you get your mugs done?--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 15:12, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Umlaut monster

Front:

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ONE FINGER PER GRAMMATICAL ERROR!

Back:
The Umlaut Monster.
www.uncyclopedia.org

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Uncyclopedia branded "Patent Leather" Y-Fronts

Back: Oscar Wilde's Head

A cafepress store isn't good enough, why? --Sir gwax (talk) 20:19, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

Cafepress sucks. And it costs a buttload. --KATIE!! 21:33, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

To expand on that, their quality on shirts is mediocre at best, and every printer in the world these days does this stuff. I got some great mugs done recently - £16 for two, I uploaded a PNG and my credit card info and got them in the post a week later. (The design is durable and the cup has successfully broken other cups in the dishwasher, so might actually stand up to the Denby.) Cafepress trade entirely on being known, not by actually being any good at all - David Gerard 23:40, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

I'd consider buying a shirt. (No shirts anything with Euroipods references). --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 06:49, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

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Oscar action figures

I've been saying this for a while: We need to start selling these things

-- jsonitsac talk to me crimes against humanity17:18, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

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Dog labels

I think DogLabels needs to be a shirt. I'd buy it. --Spin 21:57, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

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I'd deffinatly buy a Dog Labels shirt. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 08:01, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

NRV logo merchandise

Not to mention the NRV iPod cover - David Gerard 23:30, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

I likes it

I would buy a shirt with the uncyc logo and "Uncyclopedia" on it. Plus many of the feature images would be great, especially Mr. T. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:53, 31 March 2006 (UTC)