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This is Gale5050 speaking. Following the whole LTA thing on enwiki I'd just like to say I honestly forgot this website existed until ChrisWx pointed it out. If you want to block me indefinitely so be it. I have occasionally evaded my block during that time but mostly I just laid off (some accounts accused of being me I never used, some I did use). Uncyclopedia makes someone naturally retarded and this website should be avoided.

I still attest that my 38 month block handed to me in May 2021 was too harsh, but in hindsight I realize I should have had a 6 month ban for what I did. And if I did I'd probably come back here. But having very harsh sanctions and not being able to do anything and being trapped is not easy to overcome to actually be a productive editor. And with a very high probability of getting banned permanently in July 2024, I figured I would type this message now. During the last 31 months, I have both matured and have gotten more vengeful. Meaning my anger has risen. And so I don't actually know if I could edit Uncyclopedia, ever.

I'm sorry if I disrupted you; but you really made me lose my temper.

Please do not outright delete, but rather user space if you find necessary. Signing off. 47.16.96.33 (talk) 00:13, 22 December 2023 (UTC)

Also, if you want my truthful side of the story as to why I was blocked, ask me and I will provide. 47.16.96.33 (talk) 00:34, 22 December 2023 (UTC)
@Gale5050:I suggest that you calm down and do something you like during the period of being blocked, which may allow you to be unlocked, meow. --\78/T 03:29, 22 December 2023 (UTC)
Adding to the above, you say "But having very harsh sanctions and not being able to do anything and being trapped is not easy to overcome to actually be a productive editor." I recommend the following, if you want to become a productive editor in the future, at least on Wikipedia:
  • Stop all editing from all accounts and IP addresses and find another hobby for a while.
  • Wait a long time, at the very least, 6 months, but likely a year or longer due to your long-term sock-puppetry.
  • After waiting, send an e-mail to Wikimedia stewards to appeal your global lock on your main account (or the earliest one you remember the password to) so you can appeal on that account.
  • Write an unblock request on the account. As Yamla says, "Your best bet is to clearly demonstrate you understand why your edits are not constructive and why your block evasion has made it hard to trust you." It will be posted to the community for consideration. The longer you go without sockpuppetry, the more likely it will be that your request will be appealed.
This is the best advice I can give to you right now. If you stop your disruptive editing towards me and other users, and you follow this advice, I would be willing to support an unblock in the future, and the LTA page would likely be removed by then. Note that I am not an administrator on any Wikimedia projects, this is advice from my own experience. ChrisWx??? (complaining - destruction) 03:52, 22 December 2023 (UTC)
If you don't give a shit anymore, then why bother writing this crap? Stop saying the sanctions made it hard for you to be a productive editor. You were never a productive editor. You have always been an extremely disruptive and difficult problem. People who come here to read and write comedy have wasted countless hours stressing over the pointless drama you've created. Cut the crap with your fake apology. If you were sorry for disrupting, you could have stopped, and nobody here made you lose your temper. Also, we already have the truthful side of the story as to why you were blocked; it's all in your talk page archive. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 05:56, 22 December 2023 (UTC)
Just clarifying that if you engage in any disruptive editing after seeing this thread, the offer will be withdrawn. I agree with MrX, same goes for your behavior on Wikipedia. I will only support an unblock request in the future if you don't repeat the behavior above and engage in sock puppetry for the time period listed above. Please don't blow this chance, if you do actually want to return as a productive editor in the future. ChrisWx??? (complaining - destruction) 06:10, 22 December 2023 (UTC)
As for enwiki, I actually tried to standard offer myself in September 2021, but it was denied and ArbCom and UTRS told me it was highly unlikely I’d be unbanned in March 2020 due to one single threatening email. I would not be surprised if I wind up with a WMF global ban at this point, but knowledge I’ll never come back takes away any restraint. As for uncyclopedia, I spent over a year trying to find any possible avenue to get this website shut down, all of which were unsuccessful. Like legit, I submitted a ticket to get this website shut down. This is not a genuine community and you center it for yourselves and no one else. This was clearly a trap to get me banned for multiple years and the only reason it wasn’t an indef, I bet, was simply to strengthen any case for a Permaban in July 2024. You aren’t good people. This isn’t a good website. I thought about this for 8 months and decided posting this thread was best, after weighing the almost certain consequence. You try to be funny and not just stupid, but you’re just stupid and not funny. 2600:387:15:1B19:0:0:0:5 (talk) 19:03, 22 December 2023 (UTC)
There was no trap to ban you. You got banned for being an asshole. Now that you have once again said this is not a good website, just go away already. For the last time, nobody is forcing you to be here. Nobody is asking you to be here. Nobody wants you here. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 20:53, 22 December 2023 (UTC)
Regarding [1] - you operate a truly terrible website, and I don’t think you realize how much you’ve destroyed the website. When I first arrived in August 2020, this website had purpose and meaning. When you allowed Cassie to become dictator and later made MrX a dictator you basically made this website go to total shit. No one is joining your website. That IP range is a mobile IP and I flip through every range throughout 2600:387::/40 and so therefore there is an amazing likelihood that I will never have access to this range again after Christmas. All you’re doing is blocking a random innocent AT&T customer who lives in the United States. Now granted they won’t keep the range for more than 5 days or so, but that’s like playing hot potato. I get that you absolutely hate me, and I hate you, but I will fight to prove in some way that this violates the policies of being on the internet. Block this IP for five years and I have a plentiful supply. Please remember that by banning me indef there is nothing holding me back from destroying your website. And the fact that you permaban someone for getting uncyclopedia off the interwiki map for two years really shows you just have no dignity. Don’t worry - I actually have a life unlike you losers so I have much more important things to worry about (lifeguarding) then Shitcyclopedia. 108.6.224.205 (talk) 23:11, 23 December 2023 (UTC)
If you don't care anymore, why are you still on this site that you say is terrible? No one here is stopping you from leaving, it’s your choice not to leave, meow. --\78/T 01:53, 24 December 2023 (UTC)
Gale, i don't want to spend my christmas doing this shit, and i assume that no one else here wants to do that either. And the solution is simple: stop bothering us with this stuff. We're not changing our minds. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:07, 24 December 2023 (UTC)
I’m not asking to have a second chance, I’m trying to destroy uncyclopedia and get this waste of a website taken down. Don’t you dare block all of 2600:387::/40 either.2600:387:15:2D12:0:0:0:C (talk) 20:57, 24 December 2023 (UTC)
Well good luck with that. Also i've heard enough. Go away. Alula.gifAlula.gif 21:34, 24 December 2023 (UTC)
Shouldn't you funnel your energy into doing something productive with your life instead of trying to "destroy" Uncyclopedia? If you don't want to be here, great. Hope your lifeguarding goes well. Please see yourself out and I hope the door hits you on the way out. Badmotherfuckersmaller.png Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED! Badmotherfuckersmaller.png 06:33, 25 December 2023 (UTC)
You don't like it here and want to leave? Ok bye! We don't give a crap for your opinions. There are other websites like this, far worse than this. Want to make the internet better? Destroy them first. Oh you wont? Then you dont care about how shitty this website is, not really. All you care about is your personal experience, which was bad, because you begged and begged for a bad experience by giving us a bad experience. Want to leave? Sure go ahead, you wont me mourned. Infact it might be celebrated. But I sure as hell dont want one of my fellow uncyclopedians to be like you. That also includes you.L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 08:27, 25 December 2023 (UTC)