Forum:I was one day late!

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I had my heart set on nominating a certain user for Noob of the Month, but my internet went down and when it came back up their first contrib was 31 days old! Is there any way to make an exception or is it too late? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 17:23, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Sadly not, and I'm afraid both of you are now subject to a public flogging in the Forum. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
/me flogs Wehpudicabok with a herring. --General Insineratehymn 17:25, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Gee, thanks. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 17:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
He has an article on VFH, that's what we can do for him. Alas, this guy is the very first graduated n00b from AAN. Makes me very proud. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:28, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh... when I read the title, I thought you were one of these obsessive women who have their time of the month on a calendar telling us all about the terrible tragedy of how you think you're probably pregnant but totally not going to get an abortion if that's the case because you're pro-life and think that it's completely wrong even though you'll never cope with the financial burden of bringing up a child alone and have to probably sell your body to make ends meet and probably have more children in a self-perpetuating spiral of doom that results in you going onto hard drugs and being found dead in a crackhouse on an overdose... but evidently that's not the case, so you'll just have to wait till next month -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 17:31, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Great...we get to listen to Oli's life story. Again. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
It's your baby! *slaps Mhaille* -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:10, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
But you two are both cousins, right? Also, you're dudes. Even for Uncyc, that's just wrong. Note to self: buy banjo for Oli/Mhaille's baby shower) --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:40, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Wow.....how thoughtful. Oli is a master at the six-finger plucking technique. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)