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I'm sorry to have wasted your time. I realize now I was in the wrong to do so. Please, just let me leave in peace. Goodbye, forever more. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:05, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Leave in peace? Madness! Some bastards you need to learn to hate. JudgeZarbi TALK 18:12, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

I should rape you. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:15, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

RAPE? JudgeZarbi TALK 19:30, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

On second thought, no. Instead do this:

For the glory of her majesty is this week's Colonization. Your Uncyclopedia needs you!! You asked for it and now For the glory of her majesty is to be transformed by our band of rewriting brothers. It is your duty as an Uncyclopedian to join the invading army, go forth and spread the funny word. Good luck, my friend.

For reelz, home-doggie... Did I say that right? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:38, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Good. Things to learn about me:

1. I can not write funny shit.
2. Much less rewrite funny shit.
3. And shall not write funny shit, unless I learn to be funny.

JudgeZarbi TALK 19:48, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Nobody here started out good. Some of us continue to not be. The only way to get better is to do. Do or do not do, there is no try (except that there is try. That's the whole point. Yoda's a retard). Or, to put it another way: It's like a finger pointing to the Moon; follow the finger and you will miss all the heavenly glory.

I hope that I've helped you as much as I'm going to tell people that I did. I'm also telling them that we did it. And that you're hot. And that you're a girl. (And, since this is the internet, if you really are a girl at least the last bit won't be a terrible lie. If so, thanks for ruining a quarter of my terrible lie with your girlness) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:16, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Your mother started out good. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:25, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:25, 20 October 2008 (UTC)