Forum:HowTo:Be Like Kat This Morning

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Put on your class ring.

On the index finger, just to see if it will fit.

It fits.

Fall asleep without taking it off.

Wake up and try to take it off.

Run some hot water on it.

Run some cold water on it.

Slather your finger in baby oil. (Note: BE CAREFUL NOT TO PERFORATE YOURSELF!!!)

Fail to remove the ring.

Freak out.

Freak out.

Cry.

Freak out.

Go to the ER.

Freak out.

Freak out.

Cry.

Witness an old lady/man (You can't tell which) barf into a bag.

Freak out.

Freak out.

Get the ring cut off.

Cry with relief.

Put ice on your finger which is now the size of your thumb.

Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

Man, if I had a nickel for every time that's happened to me... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:35, 20 Dec 2007

If I had a nickel, then I would have $1.05 total. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF  00:06, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Just replace "class ring" with "condom" and you've got my morning. Oh God. I've said too much. --THE 00:50, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Wait, that was you in the ER? Merry Christmas! Merry merry merry edits. PEEING 01:26, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Whoa, that was you puking in the bag? Wow, I didn't ever think you would have looked like an elderly lesbian...Heck no techno | chitchat | stuff..

That was YOU I operated on??? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:13, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

How to be Han in the morning

1. Get up
2. Look in mirror
3. destroy mirror with chainsaw
4. pick up M16 rifle
5. Shoot random street signs
6. Go to hospital to operate on random people
7. Remove class ring from random girl's finger
8. Watch her freak out
9. Play nexuswar

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:16, 21 December 2007 (UTC)