Forum:Get Elvis back to life, NOW!
Do you like Elvis? Do you think his mentally retarted drug addiction doesn't deserve concequences? Well... If so, please sign the petition below to get Elvis back.
That Picture Above Is Currently A Fantasy, But If you sign below, It will no longer be. I don't even care if your an anon IP, or if your a vandal, just as long as you sign your name.
Petitioner
--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 15:16, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Signatures
- -- 15:42, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
- Thank you, thank you very much... (The only reson i'm signing is because Elvis Imperosnators ruined Walker, Texas Ranger) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:59, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
- let's e-mail this to God! --THE 18:10, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
- I saw Elvis once, but the police made me put him back. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:20, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Against
No. Once people are dead they're supposed to stay dead. Even Elvis deserves a chance to rest in peas peace. Anyone remember Jesus? Anyone remember how he came back from the dead and started a whole religion? Anyone remember how really annoying that gets when you start one? You're not even reading this, are you. You just see a really big paragraph and skip right over it. I could be putting a whole bunch of SAVINGS references here and you wouldn't even notice. Well, I've got to do something to fill up the space. Ah! The magic of the copy and paste buttons. No. Once people are dead they're supposed to stay dead. Even Elvis deserves a chance to rest in peas peace. Anyone remember Jesus? Anyone remember how he came back from the dead and started a whole religion? Anyone remember how really annoying that gets when you start one? Well, now seems like a good time to start getting back to the point. What was the point... oh... yeah. So don't wine or itch that Elvis has left the planet. Because when you really get down to it, nobody cares. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:19 Apr 24, 2024 23:49, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
Shut up
Elvis is alive. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 11:10, 28 July 2007 (UTC)