Broadway

Broadway is a street in New York City. More importantly, it is one of the most famous locations where musical theatre is performed. Performing in the street like this is very dangerous as cars frequently hit performers and audience members. Some performers argue that theaters should be built instead.

Classic Broadway

The Golden Age of Broadway was dominated by duos of showrunners such as Rodgers and Hammerstein, and Beavis and Butt-Head.

List of musicals

Title	Year	Description	Notable Songs
Hoe Boat	1927	Love blossoms aboard a floating brothel on the Mississippi River.	"Can't Help Fuckin' That Man," "Thottie Bosom"
Okla-Homo	1943	Oklahoma cowboys give up on pursuing women and explore romance with each other instead.	"Oh, What a Beautiful Porno," "The Furry with the Cringe on Top"
Guys and Dildos	1950	1920s gamblers experiment with sex toys and anal penetration.	"Sit Down, You're Rockin' My Scrote," "A Bush and a Pecker"
The Kink and I	1951	A British woman must serve a foreign king's sexual desires.	"Hello, Hung Lovers," "I Have Creamed"
My Spare Lady	1956	A professor teaches a woman to be sophisticated so she can serve as his backup wife.	"The Cum in my Bum," "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Ass"
Breast Side Story	1957	Gangs in New York City engage in mutual appreciation of sideboob.	"I Feel Titties," "One Boob, One Nipple"
The Mucus Man	1957	A con man sells his mucus to residents of a small Iowa town.	"Cock Island," "76 Long Bones"
The Sound of Mucus	1959	A nun teaches an Austrian family the joys of mucus.	"Anal Shite," "So Long, Fuck Off"
Piddler on the Roof	1964	A villager struggles to continue his tradition of urinating on the roof.	"If I Were a Thicc Man," "Butthole Dance"

Post-Golden Age/Pre-Contemporary

This era of Broadway included many controversial and experimental (i.e. crappy) musicals. A notable producer was Andrew Lloyd Webber.

List of musicals

Title	Year	Description	Notable Songs
Bare	1968	Hippies discuss sex and drugs while getting completely naked.	"Be Inside Me," "Easy to Get a Hard-On"
1769	1969	The founding fathers have an orgy during the American Revolution.	"Go Down on Me, John," "Mr. Adams' Butt"
Lay Miserably	1980	A police officer pursues an ex-con (romantically) while a group of young male rebels develop feelings for each other.	"I Creamed a Cream," "Little Penis"
Twats	1981	Naked anthropomorphic cats, played by furries in skintight fursuits, have an orgy.	"The Jiggly Balls," "Cum Bum Fucker"
Starlight Sex Pest	1984	Anthropomorphic locomotives proposition each other in a fever dream reimagining of Thomas the Tank Engine.	"Busty and Bustin',"Pumping Loads"
Fandom of the Opera	1986	An obsessive masked superfan harasses a singer.	"Finger Me," "The Mucus of the Night"

Modern Broadway

Broadway musicals have become more accessible online via bootleg recordings. This is helpful because ticket prices have risen to the point that only Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk can afford to attend Broadway shows in person. Some shows have achieved memetic popularity, especially the work of Lin-Manuel Miranda.

List of musicals

Title	Year	Description	Notable Songs
The Loin King	1997	In this furry adaptation of the Disney film, an anthropomorphic lion does nothing with his life until he sleeps with his sister.	"I Just Can't Wait to be Fucked," "He Comes in You"
Pubic Hair Splay	2002	Tracy yearns to be a porn star, then makes the first BBC porn movie.	"You Can't Stop the Meat," "It's 69!"
Dicked	2003	In this spin-off of The Wizard of Oz, two witches compete to see who can take more dick.	"(My Breasts Are) Defying Gravity," "One Short Dick"
Mary Poopins	2004	In this adaptation of the Disney film, a nanny introduces a family to the joys of drugs and unemployment.	"Let's Go Suck a Cock," "Cum Inside"
Book of Morons	2011	Mormon missionaries fail an intelligence test.	"Turn Me On," "Horny Mormon Orgy Dream"
Hamiltits	2015	Alexander Hamilton and the founding fathers acquire a Hatsune Miku binder for Thomas Jefferson.	"I'm Not Throwing Away My (Cum) Shot," "Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Cums in Your Ass"

Photo Gallery

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  Broadway, the street in New York City. Not pictured: cars injuring performers and audience members.

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  The titular character of Piddler on the Roof (1964) addresses the audience before urinating on the titular roof.

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  A typical scene of naked hippies from the musical Bare (1968).

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  A scene from the musical Twats (1981), demonstrating its promotion of nudity and the furry agenda.

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  The humanoid locomotives of Starlight Sex Pest (1984), demonstrating the show's nature as a fever dream reimagining of Thomas the Tank Engine.

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  The obsessive masked superfan from The Fandom of the Opera (1986).

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  Barack Obama meets the cast of Hamiltits (2015) and asks detailed questions about Thomas Jefferson's undergarments.

See Also

• Musical theatre

• Undictionary:Broadway

• Portal:Theatre