Bluey

Bluey is an animated series created by Brisneyland resident Joe Brumm about a family of dogs who can't seem to get their children in order. They like to play imaginative pretend games about things such as the elderly being annoying and incompetent, bus drivers being annoying and incompetent, doctors being annoying and incompetent, and eating children.

Main characters

Bluey

Bluey jumping

“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson! I just want an ice cream!”

~ Bluey on education

Bluey is a very annoying Blue Heeler, like her father. She is 7 years old and goes to a Waldorf school, as she would be beaten to a pulp if she were in a public school. She's endlessly curious about the world around her, which surprisingly does not get her into that much trouble.

Bingo

Bingo having a panic attack

“Poor little bug on the wall, no one to love him at all.”

~ Bingo on herself

Bingo is the small meek 4-year-old sister of Bluey. Unlike her sister, she's a Red Heeler, symbolizing that perhaps some day the red and blue parties can work together to achieve a better future (unlikely). Her favorite pretend game is to be a crazy pillow.

Bandit

Bandit standing menacingly

“Dad enters the room.”

~ Bandit on himself

Bandit, usually known by his alias "Dad", is a middle-aged doctor of archeology. By working with his wife to smuggle artifacts out of the country, he has been able to afford purchasing a non-Euclidean Queenslander. Is rumored to be in an affair with his next-door neighbor (which one that is is widely debated). He has two siblings, the younger and lamer Stripe and the older and sexier Radley,

Chilli

Chilli, usually known by her alias "Mum", is an airport security agent. She is unanimously the least popular of the four family members, due to her being normal. Her mother is dead and her sister Brandy is infertile. She herself has fertility issues as well, having tried multiple times for a third child but failing every time.

Secondary characters

Pat

Pat "playing" with Bandit

Pat is Bandit's neighbor. He likes to watch rugby and is gay for Bandit. He is always willing to drop whatever he's doing and join in on whatever ridiculous game the Heelers are playing, as pictured. He has a son, but like Chilli, he's normal and thus unpopular.

Wendy

Bandit (right) making a sexual advance on Wendy (left) in front of his daughter

Wendy is Bandit's other neighbor. Bandit has committed various apparent acts of sexual assault against her; she has not legally retaliated because the two are just kinky like that. She has a daughter named Judo, named after what she uses to keep her ex-husband away from said daughter.

Public reception

Bluey (the series) has been praised for its ability to promote positive life values in children. It has also been praised by residents of Brisneyland and wider Queensland for its ability to make people believe their state isn't a total cesspool. The left loves it for how it promotes positive life skills, while the right loves it for its depiction of the nuclear family and absence of woke propaganda. Ben Shapiro and the Daily Wire seemed to disagree, resulting in him creating the exact same show but with patriotic chinchillas instead.

Regardless, the series has spawned endless amounts of merchandise, and even a stage play adaption featuring large puppets.

And some big company no one has ever heard of called Disney and BBC owns the international rights, they will censor stuff for no dumb reason