User talk:Uberfuzzy
Welcome![edit source]
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09:08, 11 May 2008 (UTC)
Praise be to you, oh mighty Janitor[edit source]
Thanks for blocking that asshat Hagger, and cleaning up after him. Without you around I fear he would have blown the site up within the hour, no other admins ever seem to be on around this time. I'd give you one o' them fancy templates, but I can't seem to remember where they are. -RAHB 06:10, 14 May 2008 (UTC)
Grawp[edit source]
Swift work blocking that asshat. Thanks. --UU - natter 
13:38, Aug 19
- arg, he be my white whale, that be true, but i have better tools then a pegleg and a harpoon. ;P --Uberfuzzy 13:42, 19 August 2008 (UTC)
No moar janitorz?[edit source]
But your work here is not done... -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:37, 25 September 2008 (UTC)
QVFD[edit source]
Any chance you can get qvfd back up? I think that Æschere completely screwed it up. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 01:45, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
- Nevermind, figured out how to do it myself. Good work on getting rid of him by the way. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 01:46, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit source]
----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 09:36, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
I have no idea who you are...[edit source]
...but I saw that you banned a guy that one time, so you're okay with me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:27, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
/me doffs hat[edit source]
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Sycamore has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For banning that guy and helping out:)--Sycamore (Talk) 22:11, 5 March 2009 (UTC)
Uber question[edit source]
Why was 72.215.11.160 blocked? ~
00:04, 15 March 2009 (UTC)