User talk:Shas'O'my'gosh

Welcome![edit source]

Hello, Shas'O'my'gosh, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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SOMG, you asked on my talk page whether I contribute to the Flying Spag Monster page http://www.venganza.org. No, I do not. I believe Weri Long Wang also mentioned that there's a user called One-eyed Jack over there, but it's not me. I'll drop by and see if I can contact him, congratulate him on choice of username, all that. Thanks for the head's up, and welcome to Uncyc! ----OEJ 01:52, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

That stupid potato![edit source]

Will you please stop adding Singing potato.JPG to every article you see? If you don't I'll have to club you with my secret weapon. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:50, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Hello, my name is SecretWeapon. It seems that someone with access to your account has used it to spam stuff on this website. While you claim it wasn't you, it was still this account which did the spamming. Now, it doesn't matter to me who did it (you, grandma, little sister, herd of 5th graders, etc) - if it came from this account, the account gets banned. If I unban your account, I fail to see how that would prevent the same people with access to it from spamming stuff here again.

I'd also be tempted to unban you to allow you to return to your amazing edits, but looking at them, all I really see is votes for deletion, and the spamming of a crappy image over the site. So for now, I'm going to let you read the links above, read some funny articles, and get a better feel for who we are and what we do here. Make good use of your time, and perhaps I'll feel all christmassy and giving and unban you sometime.

Sir Famine , Gun ♣ Petition » 12/22 15:06

I've let you go. Be good, don't spam, and write something funny.

Sir Famine , Gun ♣ Petition » 12/29 19:52