User talk:Rock-O-Jello/Archive 1

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-- Kippy Pie Talk Cupcakes PARTY HARD 02:00, Jul. 2, 2014

Jimbo Wales

Hello! May I ask you fpr the reason of your revert?

The reason for my edit was that the link and the sentence in question did not add the slightest thing to the humour of the article that the caption didn't do. The author is requesting the readers to click on the link to find a specific reviosion of a Wikipedia page and for what? To see that the author can successfully prove a point about Jimbo Wales. How is it supposed to be funny?

I assume, however, that you have a different point of view and I'll be glad to listen to it. So I'll let your revert stand for now. Anton (talk) 23:47, 9 August 2014 (UTC)

Our main goal is to parody Wikipedia so the article is fine as is. Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 01:16, 10 August 2014 (UTC)

Exactly! A Wikipedia article would have never had such a thing. Plus, our main goal is to be funny, not to parody Wikipedia.

"The article is fine as is". Are you implying it shouldn't be edited then? Nothing here is fine as is, because everything can be improved. Even featured article. But this one isn't featured.

Finally, reverts are not a very productive way of communicating with others. Reverts should be used against vandals and if an edit is made in good faith, it's always better to help apply it, if you think it doesn't fit in, or in the worst case revert with an explanation. Anyway, enjoy editing uncyclopedia, because as you've probably discovered or otherwise will soon discover writing and editing humour articles together witj other people is a great experience! Cheers! Anton (talk) 11:15, 10 August 2014 (UTC)

Change summary

Sorry, but you shouldn't offend other users, even if in a change summary. Denza had a point. But even if he didn't, it wasn't a good reason to do what you did. Anton (talk) 06:37, 12 September 2014 (UTC)

Yeah, what he said. Same goes for revert warring too. Next time you disagree with Denza or whoever, try talking it over with them as opposed to revert warring and attacking them. Next time it's a 1 day ban. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 09:55, 12 September 2014 (UTC)

K. Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:02, 12 September 2014 (UTC)

Forums

You really should leave the Forumheader template at the top of whatever threads you make. This is so that besides from not making a cluttered mess, people can actually find your thread, which I assume is what you want to happen.

To demonstrate, that thread you made today should have {{Forumheader|BHOP}} at the top of it so that it would be placed in BHOP, which is probably the most suitable section for that forum. Obviously you would substitute the BHOP part in that template with whatever forum section that thread would be best suited to.

This isn't the first time somebody has had to fix one of your threads for you; I've already gone ahead and done that for you on this occasion but I'm not going to keep doing this for you. It's annoying to fix and is completely avoidable if you simply just leave that template where it should be and put whatever you want to put straight under that.

To ensure that you actually take something from what I've said, from here on out I'm going to ban you for a day every time I catch you making a thread that doesn't have that template at the top of it. The only way out of this is to make sure you have used that template to sort your thread into the right forum section before you hit publish. Or you could just say f**k it and never create a forum again, but you and I both know that's not going to happen. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 19:12, 3 February 2015 (UTC)

K Ponies! Let's-a go! 23:52, 17 February 2015 (UTC)

Sonk! XY007 (discussion) 3:11PM, 25th May 2015 (AEST)

Full circle

What I wrote above regarding forum formatting... that goes for everything else too. Once again you have left a huge mess for somebody else to clean up because you either couldn't just leave things as-is or because you didn't use the preview button before saving your edit.

This is where your ban comes in. Initially it was only going to be for a day but seeing as you persist on being a cunt both here and on IRC as well as the absolute lack of anything useful that you've contributed to the site, it's a week because you clearly haven't learned your lesson.

When you get back you're going to start using the preview button every time you edit and if you do make a mistake, you'll at least have a go at fixing it (and honestly, like 99% of your mistakes can be fixed very easily). If you're bored and want something to do, go read some articles. Nominate ones you like over at VFH or nominate ones you don't like at VFD. Or even patrol RecentChanges. Anything that isn't pointless spelling corrections or useless forums about long-buried drama/dickriding admins or anything that's either dickish or dickriding really.

Believe it or not I don't actually want you to get permanently banned but if you don't start to make a change for the better right now, that's probably where you're going to end up very soon.

I'll wait for you to inevitably reply to this with "K." but seriously, you're skating on very thin ice now and there's still a chance for you but like I said above, you're going to have to start changing right now. The choice from here on out is entirely yours... -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 15:14, 13 June 2015 (UTC)

I apologize for my edits and such. You're correct in thinking that I'm bored, in addition to most of my attempts at humor being insult jokes. I don't see how requesting to be gendered as a female = being a jerk, though. --I like Littlest Pet Shop 03:24, 20 June 2015 (UTC)

HMC2015

I haven't seen you sign up for [Monkey]. I know that was an oversight on your part. I will forgive you once you sign up. I'll cut off one of your family members fingers every hour until you do. YEAY!!! happy times. If you cannot participate...you can always be a judge. The more judges...the better! ShabiDOO 16:37, 31 July 2015 (UTC)

Oh, sorry Giant Tankton. The competition is over, but thanks for trying to sign up to judge. You can read all of the submissions still if you would like. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 00:52, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

I'm not online that much anymore so no love lost. I like Littlest Pet Shop 01:04, 9 August 2015 (UTC)

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Welcome back!

Hey rarityfan! Good to see you around. :) →L A B O R A T O R I E S 02:56 14 March 2019

Thanks Aims! I mostly just pop in and out, owing to boredom. This place is pretty good for the lulz, you know? XP --Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 03:01, 14 March 2019 (UTC)

Well, welcome back regardless! We also have a Discord server now you can drop by if you so feel like. See you around! →L A B O R A T O R I E S 03:14 14 March 2019

Appreciate the offer but I try to stay away from chat sites these days. Thanks again! --Rock-O-Jello @ (I'm listening...) 17:59, 14 March 2019 (UTC)

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Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

For the record, I'd probably vote to keep it if it were on VFD, but it's definitely not QVFD. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:12, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

OK, i added compromising edits. Truce? --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:24, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Indeed, looks good! I like what you added. I wasn't trying to say the article is great, it does need improvement. And I would probably also vote against featuring if it were on VFH. I was just saying that both articles have some value. Merging them might be good, as long as we can keep some of the funny (at least semi-funny) propaganda stuff. MrX blow me 23:29, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Yeah, or maybe we could subpage them together or something. I might start a vote on it. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:32, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Cool. MrX blow me 23:36, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

Yeah looks like there's way more pages on the subject (ADD, Attention Deficit Disorder, Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, etc) than I realized. At least merging some of them is pretty much a must-do. MrX blow me 23:40, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

--Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:44, 8 June 2021 (UTC)

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Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:28, 18 June 2021 (UTC)