User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio\July 10

What is this strange thing you have put together?

It's the unholy merging of your user page and talk page. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 19:18, Apr 6 2010

It's an idea that I'm trying out. Who says it's wrong to play God? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 20:48, Apr 6 2010 UTC

I shall make a crappy clone of your template, add it on my user page, and make it scrollable! If you let me, of course.M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 22:07, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Go for it. I've stolen it from someone else without permission - I just used it in a different way. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 22:10, Apr 6 2010 UTC

Could you at least tell me how it works, and how to tweak it to my specifications? M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 23:14, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Dizzun

Somehow I managed to do your review, brother. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Occam's Razor By the way, your new talk page scares me. --Matfen 23:28, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

What do you think of my new article?

It's a work in progress. Link HERE. M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 22:22, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

It's a start, but where is it likely to go? How does someone know what an orgasm is and not know what shit is? It looks good, but content is king. (Also when using larger font sizes I tend to add in line-height:100% as it formats a little better.) Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 22:29, Apr 7 2010 UTC

Thanks!

And what do you want? You think that because you voted for Why?:Do I need to provide this? you'll get some kind of thank you from Necropaxx? Ha!

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:40, Apr 7 2010

Spin.

I see you make those Gif animations. How about one based on this Thingy? Would look cool for any SoS ad clickable template:

1. TRUTH.
2. Are you ready to face it?
3. Are you ready to search for it?
4. Are you ready to create it?
5. TRUTH.

The "Are you ready to create it?" -bit should be the most forceful like it is on that page. I can also make up the original images if you can fix it from those. Which format is best? -- Style  Guide 09:27, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

I'm a little busy at the moment with family stuff. As long as you can wait a few days I can do something. What kind of transition did you envisage for the different images? Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 15:34, Apr 8 2010 UTC

I have no special preference - main thing is what the images look like. The TRUTH -one should be something like in the TRUTH-template: reliable colours. Then the ...face it and ...search for it should be with increasing weight, and the ...create it, striking (black background, yellow text is a sign of danger, so maybe that). The transition - anything that works smoothly. Want me to make the images? A few days - no problem. -- Style  Guide 17:26, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry, my creativity is at a low at the moment. Could you throw together a few mock-ups and I'll put them together? Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 05:52, Apr 10 2010 UTC

April 1st UnSignpost

I just saw that Upsilon Sigma Sigma got featured by you in the April 1st UnSignpost, many thanks for that btw! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 22:00 EST 8 April, 2010

My user page got featured and yours didn't!

I like the way you vandalise. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:13, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

It's vandalize, you fooking eediut. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:20, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Now we can tell what country you've been hanging around in, you American scum you. Also I bet you pronounce the letter "z" as "zee" instead of "zed," too. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:30, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Yes, yes I do. —Pelozurian (talk) 21:36, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

I KNEW IT! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:41, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Whaddaya gonna do about it ya fuckin brit??? —Pelozurian (talk) 21:48, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Who said I'm a Brit? There's more than two countries in the world, you know. And that's if you're just talking about planet Earth. The places I've seen? I'm tellin' ya. Would make your fromdizzles stand on end. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:55, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, just as a point of clarification here - a while ago I had my user page set up to do a random choice transposal of one of my articles - one of these was then nommed and featured. So, uh, you're wrong. Nyer nyer nyer. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 22:07, Apr 9 2010 UTC

Oh. Well, I was talking about current user pages. Obviously. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:11, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Well, as I'm apparently a Brit, I have to admit that I actually got sucked in by the John Cleese quote. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 22:21, Apr 9 2010 UTC

Yeah, that's why I provided the link that would show what he was actually talking about. I don't want him getting mad at me again. He has such a nasty temper. But he looks great in a dress. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:28, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

Who, me? *blush* —Pelozurian (talk) 23:28, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Ew, no way. You look like a dismembered shrub in that dress.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 23:38, April 9, 2010 (UTC)

SoS

So, er... you would like to get some pieces of article, to throw together? I'll see what I can do there... meanwhile, what if you started on the Antenna thingy? It has a pretty good outline, you can write a pretty much deadpan UnNews piece for the first article and it would be funny as such. Not much need for additional jokes. I think the real world newspiece should give you enough to start by. Or, you could try and find some real world articles that might have anything in them to support the cause of small antennas, for instance mixing cellphone small antennas into it. Add the RWN links on the Smalltenna page if you do that. -- Style  Guide 12:46, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Actally, I was talking about the gif I was trying to throw together - I'm short on time to put together an article at the moment, although I have been thinking about the lapland bunnies piece a bit. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 20:43, Apr 10 2010 UTC

Yes, sorry - my mind was blank elsewhere. For the gif, see my talk page please. -- Style  Guide 05:18, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, now it looks good! -- Style  Guide 05:05, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Chatroulette

How about this pic?

Al sans chains 17:04 10 4 mmx

Good call! I have a few other ideas in mind that I'm going to throw into this. I'm thinking I need more animations. The He-man animation would work but I'll have to do a bit of a chop. Have the He-man section alone just on repeat, and the bottom section as one of the other images that are included, or something similar. Still work in process. Also need to flesh out the article itself. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 03:36, Apr 12 2010 UTC

And how about these on one page, llloooollll when I saw them and thought about your article. You could go on for hundreds of pages and just let the reader tire themselves out and quit going to to next one before you have to stop. Top: Bottom: Al sans chains 15:52 12 4 mmx

p.s.

And . Then on the second 500 of unused pics there are about 30-35 pics which seem to fit in chatroulette, including a nice one with a santa hat on a baby. Lot os pics on that second 500, too many to file here, but take a pen and paper and you may have a gold mine there. Aye. Al sans chains 00:07 13 4 mmx

lollol here's one that was just uploaded Al, seconds later

stop me before i post pictures here again al sans chains 1:48 13 4 mmx

Oi, mate

Do you happen to have a lighter? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 09:59, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Poop throwing monkeys need a light too Al sans chains, timeless

I don't vote on VFG TBH. And what is with the sudden whore fest on here? I'm the only whore here? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 02:16, Apr 13 2010 UTC

Whore? I'm insulted Sir. I lightly slap your face with a glove and challenge you to a duel, at dawn, Sir. The choice of weapons is yours, and I will look for a second if you do not back down from your insult, Sir. Al sans chains vote for poop throwing monkeys at VFG! a few moments after the insult, Sir.

I have to respectfully decline the duel - dicky knee you know old chap. However I'm more than happy for you to challenge my second, Why do I need to provide this?, in my place. Be warned, however, that according to a recent poll he appears to be somewhat of a slut. I believe that he is a strong supporter of the pen being mightier than the sword, so I believe he will choose the pen, and you have your choice of sabre, epee or rapier. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 02:23, Apr 13 2010 UTC

A second insult! Within moments of the last! I have just chopped myself in the knee with an axe in order to even up the duel, and the blood makes my head light. I must sleep. Sleep comes quicklvme;;'

Renaming of UnNews templates

Would you please read the final section of UnNews:Newsroom, on my renaming of two UnNews templates, that weren't really templates, out of the Template: space and into UnNews:? Is this idea fatally flawed? Spıke ¬ 13:55 13-Apr-10 Thanks! Spıke ¬ 22:17 13-Apr-10

PS--It's not that the former UnNews:New article skeleton was transcluded. It only wound up in an edit box and became the basis for a page in the UnNews space. It seems that UnNews:RecentNews, on its first call to #DPL, searched the entire UnNews space and identified this skeleton as having the current day's date, based on the {{Date}} template inside it, or at least what it would be if it were fully expanded. That's a frightening amount of computation (to be repeated 6 more times), whose details I don't understand. Spıke ¬ 11:05 14-Apr-10

It's not transcluded in the way templates usually are, but it goes through a transclusion/subst as part of the input box. More than anything else, I'd put it in Template because that's where you'd expect to find something that is used regularly but is not its own article. Otherwise UnNews:Main Page/New article skeleton would be my next suggestion. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 13:46, Apr 14 2010 UTC

I put it back in Template (specifically, I had copied rather than moved it, and the copies are now QVFD'd and the calling files are reverted). It was less problematic to revert than to keep tweaking.

But are you saying that UnNews:New article skeleton was effectively transcluded when the next person went to create a new UnNews article? Then why, in my input box, is the argument to {{Date}} still unresolved? My assumption was that the skeleton was found on the next refresh of the UnNews Front Page and mistaken for a real article (and thus would have been every day, too). Spıke ¬ 14:18 14-Apr-10

I'd have to look into what put it on the list in the first place (which I'm assuming was called by a dpl - not my strength) and why it was up there (I'm assuming it was the date the page was created) to answer the hows and whys, and as it's no longer an issue, I'm not going to worry about it. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 22:09, Apr 14 2010 UTC

Me neither. Thanks again. Spıke ¬ 00:44 15-Apr-10

Here's a good one

Lots of good ones around, but this seems to maybe fit in one of the blank spaces in your que. A nice pic, I'll look for a place on my own pages to put it too. Al sans chains 00:42 15 4 mmx

Seems as though...

...you've voted for me twice. Though I appreciate the extra support, you should probably change that. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:48, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Promotion to Commodore

Commodore of Imperial Colonization
This loyal subject colonizes savage lands for the Glory of the Empire and is recognized as Commodore of Her Majesty's Imperial Navy.

Whereas you have helped with five (5) Imperial Colonizations that successfully subdued the wild natives, therefore be your elevation proclaimed. To the Glory of Her Majesty! User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 05:54, April 18, 2010 (UTC)

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Please don't blank my talk page. And I was actually asking Ethine if she was aware of what she had done, not criticising her for it. So, um, MYOFB. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:40, Apr 22 2010 UTC

You're right, I welcomed you properly below.--Sir ~HELPME~ ^{Count! Awards! Pee! Help!} 20:10, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

My response to your comment on Bruce Wayne VFH

1. For The concept is spectacular. Whoever thought of it must be a genius! Ritter Generaloberst CPT JungerHundAmRadio GUN WotM RotM NotM UGotM UotM VFH ΥΣΣ Friday, 04:26, Apr 23 2010 UTC

Yes, as much of a genius as the person who led its colonization. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:52, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Don't put yourself down that way... Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 09:53, Apr 23 2010 UTC

On the page Why? says he "is even more of a genius" than the person who conceived of the concept. Freud said that "genius is being able to tie your shoes in the morning without tying yourself to a chair". We all fail on that account. Aleister sans chains 10:18 23 4

So my ego's growing by leaps and bounds. And I never tie myself to a chair. Of course I don't tie my own shoes, either. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:54, April 23, 2010 (UTC)

Ghosts

Puppy, just saw you did nom the ghost page. Thanks! And for anyone who reads this, Puppy is responsbile for the cool placement of spooky eyes. I'm still scared to go to sleep, and have been up for 62 hours now in fear and trepidation. Al sans chains 21:55 23 4

IC head--boy now you're in real trouble

I responded here. Congratulations condolences congratulations! I posted a short note on the IC talk page. I'm repeating, but I would be happy to assist you (and also I'm still responsible for doing final stuff on Bruce Wayne and Discordianism. Once an IC article is "finished" and goes for Pee Review, you can still expect another week or two of wrap up work). One advantage you'll have over me is you won't have to spend two or three weeks just getting the previous stuff updated. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:25, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

For your psychoanalysis of Batman Bruce Wayne

Featured Article: Bruce Wayne

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Please accept this 1/2 Feature Credit.
Due to your insightful psychoanalysis, Bruce Wayne will now be kept secure and safe in the Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Gotham City hates thanks you..

User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig10 19:43, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Your edits to the article itself were minimal, although definitely beneficial (I still love the acronym). However, in the opinion of myself and some other very experienced colonizers/IC leaders, a detailed concept and/or outline that became the foundation for the article deserves credit. Not even counting the number of different suggestions you made, your very detailed concept for psychoanalysis Batman in Uncyclopedia talk:Imperial Colonization/Batman formed this article. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:53, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

Me be gone

In case you didn't see any of my notes spread hither and yon, I'll be inactive here until about Cinco de Mayo (5 May). However, I will at some point before 1 May post or email you bits of info on what I did to get colonizations started. You can feel free to email me through Uncyclopedia as I plan to check my email now and then.

It took me hours and hours to search through histories scattered hither and yon to find what others did in IC because the founder wasn't here to ask or advise me, but I want to spare you that. Discordianism has been copied to main space (I had Transformers moved, and it screwed up the editing history--there'll be an edit on Main Space followed by one moved from IC space and then another from Main space, so it looked like people had made edits they hadn't--glance at the history of Transformers and you'll see what I mean).

Also if it's OK with you and other colonizers I'd like to work as your assistant. For now I might as well keep the title Buccaneer Admiral as an assistant as it's not an official IC title anyway, unless people object. A real-life buccaneer operated under authority with a letter of marquee.

Also we still need something to thank people who voted for Bruce Wayne. I'm with you--I don't particularly feeling obligated to thank people for voting for what they believe, but it is tradition here. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  23:10, April 26, 2010 (UTC)

All cool. I'm at work at the moment and have stuff on tonight, so it'll be at least 36 hours before I'd have a chance to put together a template. Maybe something along the lines of "Arkham Asylum thanks you for your generous donation..." blah blah just for something a little different. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 00:07, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Sounds good, thanks. I'll leave it in your capable paws. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  00:51, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

Oh dear!

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Pee Review/VMCSE

Saw it was stuck in the queue for awhile, so I went ahead and did it. Pretty damn funny for the "game" sort of article. --Striker2117 23:35, April 27, 2010 (UTC)

I appreciate it, and I've put it up for VFH off the back of the review. Thanks! Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 23:46, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Skype

I added you there. :)    Orian57    Talk   01:02 28 April 2010

Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum

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Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Thanks for your support

User:Miley Spears/Vote Bruce Wayne Can you use this Puppy? You can change it if you want. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:49, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Perfect! I'll do the distribution later today! Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 03:53, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Cool. But really if you want to change it even in my user space go ahead I don't mind. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:58, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Discordianism

Puppy do you feel Discordianism is ready for VFH? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:49, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

On my list of things to do... Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 05:52, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Thanks for your support

User:Miley Spears/Vote Bruce Wayne Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:51, Apr 28 2010 UTC

UnNews:AudioArchive

This list of UnNews audios doesn't work, hasn't worked since I've been here, doesn't claim to give you more than the contributions for 2006, doesn't even do that, and even if it did, an alphabetical list of all contributions ever would not be useful. Can you repair it? Is there any point in doing so? Spıke ¬ 11:15 28-Apr-10

1. Doesn't work? In what way? Quick glance says it lists all UnNews articles that have UnNews Audio as a category. It works on the article and not the audio file. I can't see any fault in the way it does that. Have you got an example of an omission?
2. Contributions for 2006 Nope. Someone has added that heading at some stage but it's meaningless.
3. Alphabetical list It's not an ordered list. That can be changed, but it means that it will take longer to load. How much longer I don't know, but I have created a page before that wouldn't load due to the enormous amount of processing it had to do. DPLs have a purpose, but they have limitations.
4. Can I repair it? It doesn't seem to be broken, just unordered.
5. Point in doing so? None that I can see. If anyone has a purpose for this list then I'll change it, but it does nothing worthwhile, but does no harm. I'd leave it there for people like me trying to work out coding, but beyond that, I'm ignoring it.

If you still want something done with it then I will, but otherwise I'm just ignoring it. No harm, no fowl. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 14:42, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Doesn't work in the sense that I have never gotten a complete list out of it. I tried just now and it stopped at the F's (February) and my browser status bar said Done. Indeed the list that I see is in alphabetical order. Separately, I don't think a list of all articles ever is useful, but that's a wish-list item and not a bug. Spıke ¬ 15:52 28-Apr-10

PS--I changed "unordered" to "ordered" and Previewed--It stops at 500 entries. Spıke ¬ 15:57 28-Apr-10

DPLs stop at 500 entries. There is a way around it, which is in short saying "Do the same again, but start at entry 501." I'll do something with it tonight to get over that hurdle. Honestly though, I see no purpose in this, but I'm happy to get it sorted. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 22:51, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Found an explanation of it--back at UN:HAX, of course. I suppose if you got it to display all of the perhaps 3000 articles with audios, I could text-search for words of interest. Better, though: Is there a way to make a DPL search for pages that contain both of two specified categories? Spıke ¬ 23:16 28-Apr-10

Yes - That's what I was doing to one when it refused to load due to the processing involved. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 23:22, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Quick thanks!

Thanks for the Pee Review of my article Little Yellow Wong, and I believe almost everything you said was spot on. I was actually struggling to find good images, but I love the one you found. About the meta humour, do you think my little "hey kids, lampshading" footnote was good or not? Too much?

Thanks again

User:Mrthejazz/sig 19:47, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, that one went over my head. It doesn't distract though, so leave it where it is. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 22:52, Apr 28 2010 UTC

Discord-ion ism

Hello. I think Mordillo has a good point in the nom, needs more funny. My suggestion is to have you, myself, or someone who hasn't worked on the page come in and everyone else back off and let an edit sweep sweep some of the boring and seriousness out and the funny in. Otherwise Mordillo may have sunk the battleship. Unless we just want to keep it as is, but it seem to keep changing every few hours anyway. Aleister des chain 21:00 29 4 mmx

I'm leaving it as is at the moment. There was significant criticism of Batman when it went on to VFH, which I also decided to leave as is, and then after it died down it was then redone and renamed, which were significant changes that improved the article. When that went up again as Bruce Wayne it was strongly supported. If I put something up for VFH I assume that it's good enough to be featured a it currently stands. If I am shown to be wrong, then I'll change it, but at this stage I have faith that Mordillo, UU, and Matt Lobster are in the wrong. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 22:11, Apr 29 2010 UTC

Then I stand corrected, mortified, head bowed. But I hear that Chronium and his sockpuppet are coming back to vote nay. Bruce who? Al mortified 23:17 29 4 mmx

Not corrected - you just need to have a little more faith in your work. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 23:22, Apr 29 2010 UTC

My problem with collabs, to be serious, is I dislike doing sweep edits of someone else's work-in-progress. The one I did sweep edit after a nom was Nintendo when it needed a few votes on VFH. I personally think that one aspect of VFH is a wider-audience pee review, so I do respond to comments there when I think they are correct, and rework or tweek some sections of a page (the most recent was Chedder's rebuke to me about not using Pac-man in Ghosts, and that improved the page). Discordianism is doing very well on the For side, so people do like it. Others search for more funny. I search for the meaning of life, and was given a very good answer to that once: It is, wait, someone's calling, back later. Al sans chains 23:32 29 4

My personal thing on collabs is that I'm not that good at them. I'm a control freak when it comes to my writing, and I like to have things my way. Doing a collab for me is an exercise in patience. Other people's input is as valid as mine and in many cases makes for a better article, but I have trouble seeing it. I stepped out of Discordianism completely, as you may have noticed, as I think that others could have done it better. I stepped out of Tim Burton because I thought I could do it better (although I may come back to it now review is done). I dominated creationism and went through it regularly with an axe to the stuff I didn't think was that good, as well as throwing in huge chunks of my own stuff, and even then I got frustrated as one of my better jokes got ruined because it was moved out of context, which made it come across as just a random side-note, which then someone removed until I went back in and reinstated it in the right place. But Stereotype, before I rewrote it, was a long running collab between so many different editors including heaps of IPs, which I looked at, thought it was randumbo, came up with a different concept, and completely rewrote it. So for me to take on head of IC is completely against my nature, but is a challenge in diplomacy, tact and patience. And the meaning of life is is here. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 00:12, Apr 30 2010 UTC

Yes, ditto, agreed, with ya brother, second the motion. For me it's hard too, I would go through some of these collabs with a hatchet. And please, if you want to edit sweep Tim Burton that would be great, but leave my Festivus section alone (see! I'm a control freak on my writing too!). So the IC will be an interesting experience for you. Can we have at least a month to write Science Fiction? Sterotype is very good, I read it after your rewrite and then looked at the before, and you did it justice. As well as Creationism. Tim Burton calls out for the Puppy treatment. (see its talk page, I threw out the idea of one person taking it on, suggested Guildy but I guess you would do. . .) Al sans chains 00:47 30 4

If we do Sci Fi it'll be two weeks to complete first draft, then review, and then final week to polish, and then up for VFH. If we assume that review will take a week then that's four weeks of working prior to nomming, which is significant time - if I say a month then we'll stretch out to 7 weeks and there'll be no IC collab for May, and Why has done such a good job keeping the momentum going on this I don't want to screw that up. Having said that, I do have something that I'm intending to do today. Given UTC says that the day has started, I should probably get to it. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 00:59, Apr 30 2010 UTC

If I may be allowed to go back to the original topic, my personal suspicion on Discordianism is that it's probably going to read as very funny if you know the background, and funny to mildly funny if you don't. As I said on the IC talk page, I plan to ask no voters for suggestions--if it fails VFH. I'd say it will fail, but I also thought when it had a score of 9 it was going to get featured, too. Why has done such a good job keeping the momentum going 00:45, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Well, as someone who didn't know the background, I found it hard to access. Once I did read on a bit though I found it genuinely funny, but I agree that the first person approach to this probably didn't work as well as hoped. That doesn't mean that I'm one of these no 1st person articles or else type of people, especially as the majority of my articles are non-encyclopaedic. I'd consider this a very funny article, and something well worth feature, but not ideal for the casual reader. I don't think that we could improve it significantly without stripping back to concept and starting again, and I'm not about to volunteer for that. I may come back to this once Sci fi is done and dusted. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 00:56, May 6 2010 UTC

Perhaps for the short term, a couple of people could place some sort of "Idiots Guide to Understanding this Page" on the talk page near the laws of five discussion. Or that may just be by n00bishness speaking, in which case you may mock my n00bishness below.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 02:43, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

STFU n00b! (Actually, it's a good idea, but given that the article should or shouldn't be featured based upon the strength of the article itself, I doubt this would make much of an impact. I'm actually thinking of moving it to UnBooks:A guide to Discordianism and having Discordianism redirect there. That should silence the issue of the first person argument, but I think the intrinsic in-joke nature of it would still knock it back from FA.) Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 03:18, May 6 2010 UTC

Hmmm... well then we could always send off a splinter mission from IC at some point to try and make the Discordian in-jokes a bit more accessible, as I believe has already been stated.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 03:26, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Two things, Tim Burton and the Playstation ad

If you would take on a quick or long edit sweep of Tim Burton that would be very very good for the page. I'd say, if you can do so, read the pee review, give it 15 minutes or more, be merciless, and shape it using both the materials there and your own brainpan. Puppyize it. If you agree, light one candle in the darkness, if not, douse the candle, and we will continue to live in darkness, wary of the unknown. Thanks either way.

Boooooo!! Thank you for your nom, eyes placement, and kind words, so I could haunt the front page with the Magical Wizard as a companion. And Bob says hi. Do you know a Bob? Boooooooooooooo

The ad you made that's up for pee review, I think I'm one of those confused. How much was yours and how much was sporked. I figured you cut in the condom ad at the end, or maybe just the buttsex joke, but from your comments at Chief it seems you did much more (or added the music?). So on the pee request maybe you can go into more detail on how much and what you added. I've never seen the original ad, so don't know how much is yours. And thanks for your comments/ideas on the user page nom for Unregister User (a sly work around) and towards Cheddars ideas of a ghost writing contest. As you probably do, I've got one or two too many irons in the fire right now, and a couple of them seem to have melted into shapeless blobs. Must. Seek. New. Meds. Al, seeking new meds, please send to P.O.Box. . . 10:33 30 4

Ad - I've attached a copy of the original, but few if any readers will recognise it anyway, so I'd prefer this be a review based upon what I've given people, as opposed to what was there before and changed. TB - I'm trying to get a chance to go through it. I'd probably do 3 or 4 sweeps to really puppycise it, but time is not a friend at the moment, so if you get someone else to have a go, brilliant, otherwise I will get there, but not fast. Also I'd like to get an idea if spellcheck is worth a feature. It's sitting in PEE queue and has been for a while, so I could nom it sans PEE, but I'm not sure about it. It's clever, but I'm not sure if it's too clever, or if the funny gets lost in translation. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 12:31, Apr 30 2010 UTC

Looked at the ad, alright, very good. The one and only ad-vice I would have is, if it's even possible with all the work involved, change "a time" to just "time" (There's always time for Buttsex). This makes the line much clearer, to me, as I was hung up on the line wsith my puny brain trying to tie-it in for just a hundreth of a second or so, too long in this fast-paced world. Nice work. Will check out Spellcheck soon. Al sans chains 20:12 (time for Buttsex!) 30 4 MMX

Me wants to rejoin IC

could I simply put my name back n the list or do I need to do something else--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:25, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

"Those who have not participated in the last three colonizations will be retired, with regret. Anyone who votes for an article that's chosen for colonization and does not edit it (or, possibly, participate in its discussion) will be retired. However, should any retirees want to become active members, they may certainly reapply."

Having said that, Science fiction has been started. There is no need to be a member to start giving input on the talk page, so feel free.Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 01:36, May 2 2010 UTC

Gee Thanks :)--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:56, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Um, do I put my name in the membership request or in the table?--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:56, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Membership request - you have to reapply, and I have to pretend to consider it deeply before I rubber stamp it and add you back to the table. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 03:12, May 2 2010 UTC

Okay--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 05:38, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

To arms!

Good day loyal Peeing member, the management was wondering if you had noticed the state of the toilet recently, if not, why not? This is a call to you, as one of our better active reviewers, for a couple of reviews from you over the next few days. The queue is in the worst state it has been in for a little while and I would really appreciate you taking the time to do a couple of reviews. If you are able to help out then please review the older requests first.

What else do you need to hear? Get pissing! --ChiefjusticeXBox 15:16, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

FROM THE DESK OF GUILDENSTERNENSTEIN

Thank you for supporting my recent UOTM campaign.

Your support is greatly appreciated.

—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:13, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

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Thanks for the WoTM nom!

I'm fucking flattered! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 08:07, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the article pic

I'm fucking flattered too! Thanks for the pic at James Bevel. I don't know why it wouldn't upload onto the site, thought I had to process right. I'll have to practice uploading a few pics to get a grasp on the process. It's usually fun when wikipedia and uncy will have the same pic in the same location, with different captions. On the science fiction page, it will be interesting to see how this sorts itself out. You may have to be the overlord and put your stamp on everything, and then sweep everyone else aside and write the page yourself. Discordianism collapsed under unfunny and the lack of people like me not going in and doing a major editsweep and cut-job, and I have no one to blame but myself you. Thanks again for the pic surprise. Aleister UnBlamed 11:25 5 5 MMX

I cheated - I haven't actually loaded it onto Uncyc - just stolen a copy of it from Wiki directly. And I'm confident that Science fiction will work out well by community consensus. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 11:27, May 5 2010 UTC

You are a fair and benevolent Emperor. But keep the dagger and/or keyboard within arms length. If you have a minute or 20 would you try to upload the Bevel image, I'm thinking I must have done something wrong. I wanted to put in a longer caption on the page but it just overran the box and out the side. No hurry, and thanks. May the power of Shatner surround you. Al des chains 11:39 5 5 MMX

Odd. I'll get back to it. Btw, chatroulette - fa?

I looked at it yesterday, to grab the hand for the top of my talk page, and many of the bottom screens were coming up as black screens. Just looked at it again and now pics are coming out (I stole the haunted house for the Haunted House page). Most of the pics are fine and funny, some esp. stand out (the guy hanging. Dude? Dude? Are you okay?). The maps and the number 6, etc., as bottom pics confused me as to who "I" am who is looking at the screen. Am I a map? Or am I showing the person a map? And on a few of them a little more conversation would be funny, if the people really connect they start to talk and that leaves room for a few lines of hlarious side-splitting conversation (YMSCIHMF). The one I like would be when Luke screams Noooooo, then Darth starts giving him fatherly advice, how to date, what career path to take ("You can't go wrong with backing your major up with a Business Admin. minor, Luke"). It's almost there, but more is expected of you now that you've become "Puppy" and have exceled with so many great features, and "great" is not "good" enough, the Puppy must put people ROTFL or glued to their seats in amazement. Nah, just jokin', fill in a bit more conversation and maybe lose some of the ??? pics and it's feature ready. I'd be glad and most honored to nom it for you if you'd like, Luke. Al des chain 13:05 5 5 mmx

Change my age

Puppy I had a birthday and want to change my age on my website. But then I thought it would be fun if it was a different number every time you go there. I'd like to make random quotes too. Can you tell me how to do that? I don't know too much about html. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 21:59, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Short answer - it can't be done. HTML is designed to create static pages - the concept is that if you print a html page and then go back in and look at the same page with the same source code, it will be exactly the same. Longer answer is that this can be done using scripting. You could do it using server end scripting which means that it will work no matter what the users settings are, but for this you'd need to have active server pages or something similar, which having a quick look at your site I don't think your host allows. The alternative is that you do user end scripting such as javasript, vbs or flash. This means that the user will most likely get a pop-up saying something along the lines of "active content on this page. Allow/deny" or something like that. JS I could do fairly easily, although I haven't used it for a while so it might take me a bit to do. VBS I can also do, but I'd avoid as that is Microsoft and that may cause problems for people viewing on a mac. I have never used flash before as a programmer so I'm not sure how I'd go about it. Oh, and do you have any photos of the PETA protest? Just for educational purposes, mind you. Your mother sucks hell in cocks

Puppy, is that your sockpuppet? It's so cute! —Pelozurian (talk) 23:04, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Moving Science fiction

Just a suggestion from the IC Old Fart. I see you've put Science fiction on the IC project page, which I think is fine. I started out doing it that way, then decided to make the project page a redirect to the current project. In any case, I'd suggest when IC is done with SF, I'd move the current [[Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project]] (and its talk page) to a new page [[Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Science fiction]] (and its talk page). I'd then put links through IC, making it easy for future people to find the stuff.

It was a royal pain for me trying to track down the history of IC because it was all over the place. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  03:31, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Oh - I'm moving project page to IC/scifi once I'm ready to bring it to main space, and then I'm doing a cut and paste into main space while creating a redirect from Sci Fi to Sci fi. Or in short, pretty much what you suggested. I wanted to leave it at project so that it would keep coming up in people's watchlists. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 06:58, May 7 2010 UTC

Good idea about the watchlist thing--I hadn't thought of that. (Also I fixed your indent). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  18:54, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Chatroulette

I am very sad today. I found out earlier that my mother sucks cocks in hell. So much for this rest-in-peace bullshit.

In other news, are you happy with Chat as it is? Tomorrow sometime I'd like to nom it, because even with its many obvious faults minor glitches it's still a technical, innovative, and well written page. And the glare of VFH always gets the creative juices running in the direction of "make this as good as could be", and acts as a tweaking lubricant. Which, again, raminds me of my poor mum. I hope they are using lubricant, because her saintly lips tend to chafe in the heat. Al des chain 4:42 9 5 MMX

At least your mother is using her talents in the afterlife. I'm done with chatr as far as I can see. Maybe a tweak here and there but for the most part it's finished. I'm thinking I need to create a few more videos. Found a fantastic one of a woman fellating a banana but it's just a little too adult for this site. Unless I change my mind. But nom away. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 05:03, May 9 2010 UTC

QUESTION FROM GOA TSE CLAN

Does "Parody Science Fiction" belong to Sicence Fiction IC rewrite? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 12:40, May 13, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know. It wasn't a sub genre mentioned, but if you have something that would work, feel free to add it, but I have my doubts. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 13:18, May 13 2010 UTC

Song on your facebook page

Oh God, this is horrible. I played the song and our dog ran through a glass door in a desperate attempt to escape. All cut up, we've been removing glass from his face and paws, and he just keeps pointing at the computer screen and howling. There is little hope, and my guess is we'll have to take him out back and end it. He's only six years old, many good years left, if only. This is horrible. Al des chain 00:41 14 5 MMX

I know. I feel exactly the same way. And that is a prime example of why I usually don't sing. (Actually, I would like someone who can sing to record that for me, and my version was really just to get the timing and stuff right.) Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 02:11, May 14 2010 UTC

That was you? I didn't know that. I hope my comment doesn't inhibit or stop you in any way in the future. And our dog? Dead. It passed away unpeacefully about an hour ago, still pointing at the computer screen. Al des chains 2:27 14 5

I have no illusions re my ability to sing like an amputee. (Can't hold a tune, can't carry a note.) Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 02:54, May 14 2010 UTC

Oh hai

You interested in voting on this, for old times' sake? --Matfen 10:13, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

A day in Uncyclopedic history - Christian Bale has been featured!

Matfen thanks you for your vote! His article could not have been featured without you...

Thank you, brotha! We've come a long way since I had that first hissy fit over the al pacino article. Still, not much has changed. :P --Matfen 12:39, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

I couldn't help notice

That your name is similiar to that of the new User:PortuguseOttersTryRadios. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:04, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

So this is the blimey bastard you informed me of! Well Madam PuppyOnTheRadio, I don't appreciate how close you seem to have made your name to that of mine, but I'm sure I'll get use to it. Just don't go around calling yourself POTR. That abbreviation shall be saved for me alone! PortuguseOttersTryRadios 17:17, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, since you're abandoning this account, do you mind if I take credit for all those features you had on it, Silent Bob? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:45, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Well, they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 23:20, May 15 2010 UTC

Extension to Sci Fi

What do you think of extending the time to write Sci-fi to the end of the month? With this Poo Lit competition taking some of the time away from some users (I probably won't play myself), and with the size of the topic, an extension may be at least worth discussing. And it will give all of us time to see Iron Man 2! Al des chains 17:19 15 5 mmx

Point is taken. We'll see what happens over the next few days. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 23:22, May 15 2010 UTC

A kid I know came in to where I work and said he was visiting old friends. He also said he was getting ready to see Iron Man 2. Then he asked if he could borrow 17 cents. True story. (Hey, it doesn't have to have a point if it's true). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:29, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

This does have a point. I thought when I was heading IC that I would consider an extension if something like PLS came up. But I think we have to be very, very careful. I was warned by some experienced oldtimers including MrN9000 to strongly avoid doing extensions. He said things keep getting extended and extended. I know that happened before I took over and it took six months to do one colab. That's part of the reason why I built a possible extension into the system--all three articles I oversaw were done on time according to the optional extension. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  06:33, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

Aye P Re Viewed Spill Cheque

I Pee Reviewed Spellcheck based on revision 4514257 of 01:13, April 22, 2010. Hope this helps! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:37, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

A Time for Buttsex

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Unfomercial:Playstation. --Matfen 22:01, May 19, 2010 (UTC)

PLS

How come you, of all people, didn't enter anything? Up until today I was expecting some last-minute entree on your part--something, anything--but you didn't. What gives? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:32, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Internets died on me, so I only have limited access at the moment. Besides that, I have an update to Unfomercial:Playstation that I have yet to upload, have to redo Spellcheck again, have UN:IC to cover, along with a few other bits and bobs. Besides, I need to let other people have a chance. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 01:44, May 24 2010 UTC

Gotcha. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:48, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Truth about Coca-Cola

I liked the page when I first found it on Random pages, a couple of days after you mainspaced it. What about doing the same thing you did with Cyclone, giving the reader about 15 seconds and then twisting the page on them and the unsponsored version replaces Coke-Lite. And nice work on sci-fi, a pre-pee review version is very good and it can only improve as it edges towards a final state. Socky's template is interesting too. Why don't we dissolve Sci-fi to, after about 45 seconds, and Dogs Like Pizza would take its place. Al in Chains 11:29 24 5 mmx

lol. Do you want to collab on "Dogs Like Pizza"? Al

Active content on pages is a bitch. I can do hover effects and transforming graphics (to an extent) and I can do click to reveal (albeit limited) and reload with different content (like chatroulette) and I'm starting to play with video, but incorporating audio is a nightmare (except for play on click), but true pop-up boxes are impossible, as is transforming text. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 22:51, May 24 2010 UTC

Can I has do Pee Review?

Please see this and let me know there what you think. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:44, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I wanted to do it when I was done with what I'm currently working on, because I feel bad about not having the time to do the last one.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 07:58, May 24 2010 UTC

As long as it's acceptable to IC for me to do a Pee Review, there's no reason two people can't both do one. As I recall, I was the third reviewer of 2001: A Space Odyssey, and it was voted one of the Top Ten Articles of 2009. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  21:00, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

I have no objection to two separate reviews, although I'd ask that you do them independent of each other. Different eyes have different perspectives, and I don't want prejudiced reviews. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 22:13, May 24 2010 UTC

I agree--I make a point when I do a follow-up review of not reading any previous review. Sometimes I'll read a previous review after I do mine, but not before. I did read an earlier one once, and it threw me off. I couldn't be positive I was stating my opinion and not restating someone else's--would I have thought of this particular point on my own or did I only think of it because someone else did?--so I didn't do it again. (Actually, that didn't happen here; it happened before I came here). It's the same with judging PLS--I won't look at another judge's comments on a category I'm judging until I do my own. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  16:12, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

• OK, I'm doing my review on the same page to make sure Chief sees it and you don't have to fill out a whole new request. Mine will probably take much longer. I have a life, unlike Why.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Wednesday, 08:34, May 26 2010 UTC

Your recent treatment of noobs....

Yes. I approve. But it needs a picture or more colour. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:43, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

Hmmm... methinks I haz a plan Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 00:48, May 26 2010 UTC

On a more serious note, can you make a .PNG in the dimensions that e|m|c had listed in the forum and transparent with the File:Merlin9.gif or would you need a better quality version of it? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:48, May 26, 2010 (UTC)

At the moment I have significant restrictions on my internet access, so I can do it, but it would help out tremendously if you could email me a copy of the original to puppyontheradio@live.com.au and I can e-mail it back. I'm not giving a guarantee that it will be brilliant, but I'll give it my best. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 21:21, May 26 2010 UTC

I've actually started on it now - watch this space. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 07:49, May 28 2010 UTC

Er... You can stop now. Both Nate and I have some designs we are working on. And you were right in regards to the copyright. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:14, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Poo Sci Fi

Meh. It just seemed weird to me, a twisty rule change, and the almost unknown retirement (bet he's back within a week, probably less, a day maybe) of the current writer of the year over it. But overall, meh. On the sci fi, Mordillo suggests a discussion once HELPME gets his review in. I'll bring the smores. Al des chains 1:29 28 5 MMX

I agree with Mordy. In regards to Hype - if he leaves over this I'll be annoyed with him. I can see his point, but... well... it's a storm in a teacup really. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 01:39, May 28 2010 UTC

Yes, it is. Al en chains 1:44 28 5 mmx

I liked your poo lit entry

It actually told the story of my life. Even the 9 months naked part. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:28, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

*furiously waves flags*

*continues waving flags* • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 05:04, May 29 2010

*waves flags back in a lacklustre fashion* Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 09:46, May 29 2010 UTC

Discordianismism

I pruned and plucked and cut Discordianism, added a few funnies, and left a canvas for you to some puppy magic on. If you can add funny where it seems funniest--and I made a code mistake somewhere and bisected a photo with a blue quote box. Maybe you can fix it, thanks. And . . .by the way, I once saw a pic on the site of a bearded guy posing in that famous Crowley pose that's used on the page. Do you know where it would be? MadMax would probably know but he seems to have hightailed it south, or gone fishing or something. That pic would be funnier than the traditonal Crowley pic. Dogs love pizza. Al sans chains 15:06 29 5 mmx

After I expressed disagreement with the prunes and plucks that were made to the article, AiC reverted those edits except for a photo caption I thought he improved. Now I see AiC has reverted his reverts to go back to the changes I disliked. I have no intention of getting into a revert war with another editor. But I would like to know when you think you'll have a chance to work on the article. I know you'll check the comments for improvements on the Discordianism talk page and the history of edits.

Also I like our earlier picture which shows the real Crowley better for this article than the one that was substituted, the Alan Moore imitation, especially because the Moore image is already on 50 Uncyclopedia pages.

And while I consider the colonization to be a success as it was, let's be honest; getting Discordianism featured would be a nice bonus. The article did get 13 votes for as it was submitted to VFH. If we make too many changes, many of those for votes could change to against. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:12, May 31, 2010 (UTC)

Piffle and snuff. The present edit (not to mention that it leaves room for Puppy to add funny) is fine, will get the 13 votes and most of the 10 who were so lost in the page they couldn't figure out where Minnie Rae started or Discoridiansim ended, and those who thought it just wasn't funny. So spittle and twitter. The funny new Crowley pic is on almost no pages, it was used on a tiny template and is on some users pages, most of them inactive. It's funnier in terms of a satire on the famous Crowley pic. Missile and quizster. Al des chains 22:19 31 5 MMX

Whine, moan, and whine. I can read the previous version and the version Al has changed it to. I've read through the original review, the VFH comments, the side comments and the stuff from the talk page. I've got a good idea of the original concept, and I can see what edits have been done so far along the way, and I'm getting a more in-depth understanding of the topic itself. Why, Al has his own style which I appreciate and I appreciate his input into the article, as I do with the large body of work he has put into Science Fiction. Al, Why has put a lot of effort and time into both this and the extremely in-depth review of Science fiction, and has a passion for both of these topics, and also has a huge amount of worthwhile feedback. Both of you have been butting heads over the last few days over differences in style, and it's not being constructive on either side. Now, both of you back off of each other for while and work on projects that the other isn't involved in, because you both have a lot to give to Uncyc and this to-ing and fro-ing is doing nothing. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 23:11, May 31 2010 UTC

Teapot Noobie

Many, many thanks for everything. --Ohnogodnotagain 10:19, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

It's all good! Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 11:07, Jun 1 2010 UTC

Coding problem--am I right?

Actually, I think there's a settings problem for Maniac1075. If you would, could you check User_talk:Maniac1075 and see the section PLEASE FIX YOUR SIG ASAP! I think I'm right but you know more about this stuff than I do. Thanks. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  01:27, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Right, we're going nowhere

This is strange here, but why isn't Science Fiction on VFH yet? We both worked hard for it, and I still haven't added Soylent Green yet! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 06:43, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Because there are two reviews that have knocked it back a notch or two, so there needs to be some work done to it before I would consider it feature worthy. It's a solid base with definite highpoints. I haven't been able to do much with it as I've lost my net access on everything except my phone, which doesn't give me enough to be able to get to that article properly yet, and I'm also limited timewise. I haven't abandoned it yet - just a minor hiatus. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 06:55, Jun 3 2010 UTC

If I knocked it down, it really wasn't my intention. I did like it overall, I just thought it coul use a lot of improvement, hence the 6.25 humor score. I don't want to discourage work on it, rather the exact opposite.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 11:33, June 03 2010 UTC

Don't stress. There's a lot of good feedback in your PEE, and I am intending to work on it - just having difficulty getting here as much as I used to. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 12:03, Jun 3 2010 UTC

As usual, I stand by my review. Of course that's only my opinion. But I do have a pretty good record when it comes to my ideas on what will and will not get an article featured.... King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:23, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews Comic

Of course your comic strip contributions would be welcomed. My pitiful efforts could use some contrast. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:32, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Are you ignoring this message because it took me so long to get back to you? If so, apologies, if not, still love to have help with comics. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:31, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

correction: In either case, I'd like to have your help. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:32, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

No, I've just neglected to respond because I'm lazy. I've added a single comic so far - Hooray - and I'll try and get to more of them once I'm back online properly. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 20:21, Jun 7 2010 UTC

Ah, that's cool. I can sympathise with lazy. In fact, I myself am extremely lazy. Good luck with the properly online thing. Where's your comic? I'd like to add it to the queue. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 11:28, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Wizard of Aus

Australianise! --Sog1970 20:50, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

Don't know if you know, the page was put up for VFH by someone other than Sog, and has already picked up, as it should, the votes needed to feature. So your edits would be needed soonest rather than latest. Tally ho. Al sans chains 22:28 6 6 MMX

It's FA worthy as it is, so no wukkers. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 03:32, Jun 7 2010 UTC

Of course it's feature worthy, but if you can tweek it closer to Aussie perfection (historical data and present day idioms), then the kangaroo-shaped muse will continue to chew sideways. Al des chains 11:09 6 6 MMX

Credit for Science Fiction

Puppy, I realize you can't get on as often as before (that sucks--you're one of my favorite bitches). But it's probably time to give credit to those who worked on Science Fiction on the Big Board. As I know you're having problems getting access, I can do it if you like.

For the three colonizations I led, I gave IC credit to: 1) anyone who made a helpful writing edit, even if small; 2) anyone who added a photo; 3) anyone who happened to be a member of IC but wasn't a major contributor to the article who did an in-depth Pee Review of the article. Feature credit I was much more particular on, but for IC credit if you contributed to the article, you got credit. I believe that tradition far preceeded my short term. But there's also a tradition that the head of IC when an article is written gets to make that decision, so for Science Fiction it's your decision.

So let me know if you'd like me to update the board. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:35, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

That would mean I would get credit. You shouldn't let him- I suck.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Monday, 02:56, June 07 2010 UTC

Full access should have come back Satyrsday - f'ing ISP. Feel free, as it is low on the list of priorities. I'm happy for this to go main space as well - It's still a huge improvement on the two articles that we changed. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 03:28, Jun 7 2010 UTC

Roger Willco! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:03, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

The Beginning and the End

Many noobie thanks, very helpful, I am struggling a bit with the framework a bit as I don't know these rules (yet) but I can see how this would shape it better. --Ohnogodnotagain 11:09, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Your epic sig!

Can you teach me how to make an epic sig, too? Love,  

I can try. Honestly I like your sig as it is, and can only think of a couple of things that would change it without destroying it. What I can do though is you tell me exactly what you wish for, assuming nothing is impossible, and I'll guide you through the steps I would take to get there. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 11:09, Jun 8 2010 UTC

Structure of an Article

I read your articles 'Alone in the Dark', 'Amanda Palmer' and 'Carebears' and see what you mean. --Ohnogodnotagain 09:16, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

Carebears is one of my least favourite articles, but you're right in regards to the structure aspect. Having said that, Microsoft Knowledge Base is my most successful of articles, and that breaks every rule under the sun. Having said that, Love is my personal favourite, followed by Stereotype, both for different reasons, and they are prime examples of structure of an article. Love actually is my best example of opening, body - broken into several sub-sections, and conclusion - which is also the punchline. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 11:06, Jun 8 2010 UTC

What, you wanted a poking?

*pokes you with a stick* *shifty eyes* - Athyria 14:16, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

What, you wanted a poking?

/me removes my pants--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 07:22, June 08 2010 UTC

Also, I love that you have your old sig back!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Tuesday, 07:46, June 08 2010 UTC

/me takes out video camera —Pelozurian (talk) 21:24, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

/me gets out lube, and reminds Helpme that Puppy is always on top/ Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 21:34, Jun 8 2010 UTC

Hey, you, with the UnSignpost burden.

Do you have Skype or anything? Maybe get on IRC? If so, hit me up and we can talk about this USP. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:26, Wednesday 09 June 2010 -

Can't at present due to my lack of innernets - Still arguing with my ISP about some shite. I will be skyping on this as soon as I'm back to life. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 01:44, Jun 9 2010 UTC

From Be-fore(m)

Would you consider increasing the sizes of your responses and including this into the new look UnSignpost as an agony aunt type of column? I'm thinking a direct reader/columnist section completely unrelated to anything topical would work well in this now. And would you be happy to expand some of your earlier responses to be able to make them usable as part of this? Pup Thursday, 02:56, Jun 10 2010 UTC

Why certainly! Columnizing the random has been a pastime of mine in the past. Give me a wordcount to hit and I'll break out the ol' Microsoft Word and fill out a paragraph(s) or two....  ~ Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 05:38 (UTC)

Do you want one question and a long response, or maybe 2-3 questions and short responses? (Or combination thereof?) More??? Which of the previous do you want me to expand on? I'd be happy to do it, just give me some guidelines. If you don't know how to factor a word count (27 words per column inch? Dang, now I can't remember.) just let me know about how many paragraphs you want to see. We'll have to come up with a better name than Agony Aunt (I Googled it just to make sure you meant some sort of "tongue-in-cheek advice column") so suggestions are welcome. (Please respond on my talk page.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 05:41 (UTC)

Sir?!? Excuse me sir???

Are you enjoying the flight? Can I get you anything? Fluff your pillow? Cook your taco? Adjust your seating, airflow, overhead light or oxygen? Ok then, I salute you!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)

Sci Fi

Puppy, are you back with a good computer yet? If so, yay! If not, sob (not sob, but sob). What's up, or down, with Sci Fi? Should one person go through the pees and edit the page? Maybe we can hire Joe Halderman or someone to do it. The large lead could be wayyyy cut back. Anyway, good to spot you here. Puppy!!! Aleister 23:54 14 6 MMX

Back as of Friday, but been busy since then. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 00:15, Jun 15 2010 UTC

Prime Direction is coming!

Coming soon!

How To Embed Video?

Hey Puppy, Chief told me you would be the guy to ask this.

How can I embed a video to an article that is not a youtube video? ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 08:22, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

I don't know that it is possible to be honest. I have seen something relating to adding flash to a page before and a lot of online video content is flash, but I've never done it as it causes issues in relationship to a warning message and pages not loading properly. I recall reading something at one stage on mediawiki which relates to getting video from youtube and a few other similar sites, but I have a feeling that the version of software it was relating to is not a version that uncyc works on. We can't upload video to uncyc at present, so that's why the best option I've found is to upload it to Youtube and link it from there. Spang or Sannse may have another option that I'm not aware of, but I don't know that I can help. What is the video content? It's it's images only and not too long there is a potential of an animated gif, but that also has significant limitations. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 08:42, Jun 15 2010 UTC

its the pilot for Wonder Showzen, which is a 15 min long .flv file from http://embed.break.com/NTI4Mjc2 which could be uploaded in its entirety to youtube, but would have to be split into two videos, plus, it's most likely copyrighted, so no point in making a paid for youtube account to host it (in its 15 min entirety) as it would most likely be taken off youtube anyway. so thats why I wanted to know if it can be linked to from sources other then youtube ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 10:01, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

I'll have a look into it, but I don't think it's possible. Is the value of it's inclusion enough for the effort? Don't mean to be harsh, but a 15 minute unoriginal vid doesn't really sound like it would have any value on site. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 11:36, Jun 15 2010 UTC

I watched all 15 minutes, and laughed like a madman. It's the external link on the Wonder Showzen page. Aleister 11:41 15 6 MMX

Well, Alister likes it, haha ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 12:04, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, the ayes have it. They also follow you around the room. I still don't know if it can be done directly, but I think Socky had a flash object embedded in his talk page at some stage, so I could be wrong. Ask Spang and Sannse. Also check in with Socky, as I have a vague feeling he's done something with this in the past. I'll see what I can find out on my end.

I found the thingie I was after, and the short answer is no, unless you can work out a way to embed a flash player into a page and call the original flv. Having said that, I came accross something else that seems to allow us to incorporate wmv files into a wiki. I've handed it on to Spang, as I haven't got enough knowledge on how that end of things works, and I'll see what he says. But we need a way to have video on Uncyc that doesn't rely on youtube. It's past time that we had more video content here.

Oh I know how to embed youtube, just < youtube >videourlhere</ youtube> etc... I've already dont that on the wondershowezen page... but adding media that is not from youtube is what i'm after here, so yeah, lets hope Spang can do something with it. ---Maniac1075^{Complain Here} 13:25, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Gore Theory for USP

If you want to use it I give you full permission to do so. Reprint it wherever you want wherever you want. Otherwise, what this information sharing network between computers for? --Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 03:17, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I saw the note on your talk page already. Good to see you back! Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 03:18, Jun 18 2010 UTC

I forgot to set the alarm on my clock and overslept in true Rip Van Winkle fashion. This is the same way I missed the last Ice Age.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 03:25, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Margins after transclusion

What am I doing wrong? I seem to be unable to specify margins for DIVs in templates, and the margins I see under Preview are not the margins that take effect on pages where the code is transcluded.

• In {{UnNewsSpecialtyIndex}}, a solution was to cease to specify width=100%. This template has enough text in it to ask for all available width.
• But in UnNews:UnNewsNavBar, when I don't specify width=100%, what I get is much narrower than the page. When I do, what I get is wider than the parent element. The Nav Bar is currently almost centered on the page using a set of kludges.

Is there a right way to do this? Is there a right way to ensure that the columns within the Nav Bar are allocated approximately the same width? Spıke ¬ 12:18 20-Jun-10

So...

What do you think of what I've done so far on the new USP design? Obviously it will need to be changed around to resemble your ideas, which I will start doing this evening. -- pointless Ape (anglicanize) (Riot Porn) 17:13, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Hey

This is cool. Sadly, Mhaille is still having to host the videos on his own site, but you could try this way of embedding and see if it works (though it's unlikely as YouTube is a bitch). MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:44, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Danke

Thanks for reading, considering and voting on my article for FA, HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator. You are right to have voted against it. I was worried for Funnybony's sanity when he nommed it. I'm glad it was good for a few chuckles, at least. This will be the article that will, in future, be refered to as "the one that got people calling him the Walter Cronkite of UnNews" Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:10, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Having manly fun with me? HAH! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:42, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

This image is wrong

Isn't Julia Gillard meant to be here?

Can you edit this picture to make it look like Gillard is in it? Also, please help me with the People's Republic of Australia article; I couldn't think of any good ALP jokes. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 12:20, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Cleaned up duplicate. You could chop in an image of Julia using MS paint - it'd be a shit easy task. I'll have to try and find to do it though, and I'm horribly time poor at the moment. As for the article, if I get a chance and am moved by the muse I'll give it a shot. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 13:01, Jun 27 2010 UTC

I guaranteed that my article is so crap, it will be banned here. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 10:59, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Regarding Prime Direction

Can I work on a news related o Uncyclopedia/article for that magazine? Also, I apologize for going spammy over the Last person to edit wins thing. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:14, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

First issue is nearly done - sort of. I'm having an issue with the format, and I'll be moving it back on to Wiki format to start with and then move it on to pdf. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 00:30, Jul 2 2010 UTC

Oh, I've been doing no work on it. Lolz.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 01:35, July 02 2010 UTC

Quick Question

As you're the wiki formatting king, I have an idea which will require pressing one "button" to move to one piece of bullshit and a different "button" to move to another. Each will be short, so I don't really want to create dozens of useless pages.A bit like Chatroulette but not random (I assumed it was random, possibly not). Is it posible? If so how? Please remember that I'm quite thick and won't understand anything technical. Also, I haven't actualy written most of it yet. --Sog1970 21:30, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Chatroulette is random after the first 20 or so iterations, but the inital pages are planned. There are a number of different things that can be done in this sort of regard. I've also worked out a way to tighten up the coding on Game:Alone in the dark so that it doesn't involve lots of sub-pages, but rather it would be one page and several templates. I guess there are ways that this may be able to be done, but I'm not sure what you're looking for. The options off the top of my head are:

• Show/hide: Have a look at UnBooks:Where do babies come from? and the way the pages work. This is one page and involves no re-loading, but there's no way to get rid of the show/hide written there.
• Hover: This is using the sighidden stuff to be able to have things crop up on screen depending on where the mouse hovers. The game screen with the floating fingers in Game:Alone in the dark/Game/0/0/0 is an example of this.
• Click and reload: This is the older fashioned way where you click on a particular section, link, etc, and it reloads the page. It can be done where the one page has a number of variations, like Chatroulette, but involves reload with every iteration.

I've got a bit on my plate at the moment, but if you can give me an example of what you're thinking of I'll throw code at you - and I'll try and dumb it down. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 00:42, Jul 2 2010 UTC

Thanks. I have it in mind to write God's Answering Service - phone queue for prayers, that sort of thing. An initial "recorded message" screen with a press 1 for this going to a different screen and press 2 for the other. Unless that's going to be difficult. Sounds like the last option, I think. --Sog1970 07:26, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Last option. Coding is not too hard, but how detailed do you want to get? If you're only going for short and snappy stuff then float can do it. I'll throw something together tomorrow my time and show you what I'm thinking. Collab? Me code, you funny? Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 14:11, Jul 2 2010 UTC

Seems fair. I've sketched out a few ideas. Will need some extras and pics etc. --Sog1970 21:53, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

The follow up pages are going to User:Sog1970/God stuff. It's not finished and the words will need changing but that's how it always is at this stage.

Great Phone! I've put in a basic start text and I'll work up the words for the follow up pages. thanks. --Sog1970 16:23, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Still working on the functionality of the phone - getting closer to where I want it to be. (Yes, I'm a geek.) Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 12:46, Jul 6 2010 UTC

There's a first draft of each section now. Not great, but a start. I'll look out some images while you battle with an obsessive need to work out how to make the phone work. --Sog1970 09:21, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

???

What the hell was that about? User:Mrthejazz/sig 11:35, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

How can I leave it as a strange and enigmatic message if I then have to explain it? Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 14:07, Jul 2 2010 UTC

Well, as long as it's just strange and enigmatic and not something personal I did, then that's okay. User:Mrthejazz/sig 20:51, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

YOUR LATEST FEETUR

As it's going to completely bork the front page and I'm too lazy to calculate the pixel/width ratio of the blank book image with the gifs on it, can you give me ratios that will allow me to present it in about half its current size? Thanks ~ 15:45, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

Option 1

Here you see a baby. Do you know how it comes into the world?		Here you see the father and mother. They have made a baby together.

Option 2

Here you see a baby. Do you know how it comes into the world?

I've done both of those on the fly, so I'm not promising that they'll work without issue on the front page, but I'm fairly sure they will. Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 21:58, Jul 5 2010 UTC

Your plugs

Like what actually the fuck? How are they supposed to fit anywhere? sort of two slanty lines -- isn't that dangerouse to not have an earth cable? fricken Austraillians. Or however it's spelt.    Orian57    Talk   22:28 5 July 2010

Don't diss us Aussies. You will not like it. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 08:44, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

You're one of them too? geeze it's alright having Puppy around but you? forgive me while I lement the loss of an all British Uncyclopedia.    Orian57    Talk   12:01 6 July 2010

I know - these barely literate morons who have come on here frustrate me too... isn't spelt a cereal? Nominally Humane! some time Tuesday, 12:21, Jul 6 2010 UTC

I had a dream about you.

Yep. You were the son of a mathematician named Potter. Your parents were killed in some kind of a revolt, leaving you to be raised alone in a laundromat. Somewhere in your life you changed your name to Jack Dougan. I am resolving not to eat hot dogs right before bed. Anyway, see you later! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 01:40, Jul 7 2010

Very close. I'm the son of a programmer who's a pothead. My parents were revolting, causing me to spend a significant amount of my childhood alone in a games arcade. Somewhere in my life I changed my name to Justin Danger, but also use the psuedonym Jack Dougan in respect to the wild colonial boy. I also am hot and named after a dog. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 02:43, Jul 7 2010 UTC

I was right! It's a sign! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:56, Jul 7 2010

"Dreams about giant, evil purple cucumbers" Hmmmmm

It's a sign from Yahweh - send me money now or you shall burn in the fires of damnation! Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 07:28, Jul 7 2010 UTC

Consider yourself fortunate Necropaxx, I have dreams about giant, evil purple cucumbers from outer space invading the planet. It's not nice. --Ozymandiaz 18:24, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Damn, prophetic dreams. I have a giant evil purple cucumber! (at least that's what one lady of the eve called it). Talking of outer space, I changed out the Kirk pic on Science Fiction. Where are we on the page? Can I do some editing of the lead, and maybe some general things? Gonzooks! Aleister 20:20 7 7

Feel free - I'm running off on tangents at the moment so I'm happy for anyone to have a go at it. I have so little time and so much to do. I have to make a cameo in one of HELPME's dreams tonight. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 22:27, Jul 7 2010 UTC

I actually had a dream about Mordillo once... O_O--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 01:43, July 08 2010 UTC

Your a person of Australian descent?

I did not know that, but that's okay: we're all part of the same Anglosphere. Don't want to call you an aussie, since I don't have A-word privileges.

Now I needz your help. How do I get a gray striped background for my (incomplete) article on Sickipedia, like the website Sickipedia? if it helps, I found the link to the picture of the background on the site. And what the fuck is Prime Direction?--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 07:44, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

Yep. I rode to work on the back of a kangaroo this morning and had to wrestle an alligator inn the river in my backyard this afternoon.

As for background images - it's impossible. There are tricks that can be used to make this possible though. Conservapedia uses one of the tricks, but the gist of it is that I've dropped a div behind the navigation panel that has a background the same colour as the Conservapedia background, and changed the logo. UnDebate: Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech? has a somewhat more complex solution, as it has a few different elements involved, and Myface and Microsoft Knowledge Base both have a few tricks as well to get the wiki site to look like another site. These latter two are a little more complex as I used more of a brute force method to get them to have the look I wanted, and I did them when I was a little younger in my wiki formatting so there are more elegant solutions I've found or worked out to some of the problems I faced then. (I really should get back in there and fix that at some stage.)

The short answer is though that there is no short answer, and that kind of coding takes time - a luxury I have very little of. My idea would be to create a number of nested divs and paste the background images in there. It works a little like this-

Thingy removed because it was ugly

I haven't tested it, but I think that should give you the top left hand side of the screen above the main area. Have a play with that until you get it right and get back to me. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 09:00, Jul 16 2010 UTC

Scratch that. I've tested part of it. You'll never guess where. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 09:10, Jul 16 2010 UTC

Hello

I SHALL expand my article on the Hornet guy.--M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 04:25, July 18, 2010 (UTC)

Pee Queue thing

So yeah, at least one person has bitched in the forums that the queue is getting lengthy - it must be time for action! I'm respectfully requesting that every active peeing member do one or two reviews this week to hammer that sucker right down. You may already have done some, I'm just copy/pasting this message on to your page, so don't feel slighted, just feel I'm lazy - you'll be right. But if you haven't done any, do you think you could rattle a review or two off this week? Let's show 'em what we can do when we can be arsed! --UU - natter 20:42, Jul 19