User:Tooltroll/Trophy Room

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You are in a musty room, dimly lit through shuttered windows.
There are trophy heads hanging on the wall.
Exits lead: Nowhere
You are carrying: Penis enlarger, Penguin, KY Jelly
>look heads
Are you sure? It's a pretty sexy penguin.
>look heads
Then why are you carrying the KY around?
>LOOK HEADS!
fine.


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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!



For bringing me back to a page I thought I'd left for dead:

Newcookie.gif Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

You beautiful bastard. I still don't know if it'll ever get finished, but at least now it's beyond the stub stage.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:35, 18 October 2006 (UTC)


Newcookie.gif Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For adding a funny picture to my Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages article. --General Insineratehymn 22:28, 5 December 2006 (UTC)


Chocolate and vanilla.jpg Goshzilla has given me a tasty ice cream cone! Mmmmmmmmm!

For the Uncyclopedian's Song, etc. --goshzillacorrespondence 01:46, 7 December 2006 (UTC)


Well, I'll drink to it anyway. it's BRILLIANT!!! After hearing it, I'm considering uploading a couple of my pieces. Well, if I finish them. You deserve one of these:

Thanks for making me laugh my scrotum off! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:35, 7 December 2006 (UTC)


For your quality snitching observations on Ban Patrol.

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Supergrass

This Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.


-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 00:16, 15 December 2006 (UTC)





My medal from The Great Aspie War of Ought Six:
Drnotank.jpg This user is exceptionally good at flaming idiots who desperately deserve it. Their oversized egos are his cordwood.