Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/old

DO...

For nominators: DO...

1. ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
2. ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
3. ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
4. ... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
5. ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.

For voters: DO...

1. ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
2. ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
3. ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

• ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
• ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
• ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
• ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.

DON'T...

• ... Revert administrators.
• ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
• ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
• ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nail bat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Featured Articles and Uncyclopedia In-Jokes.

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How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

• Check Special:DeadendPages, Special:LonelyPages and Special:UncategorizedPages. Often many articles can slip through the cracks of ICU or QVFD and remain on Uncyclopedia for very long periods before someone randomly stumbles upon them. Editors sometimes also keep useful lists on user subpages.

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Notes for Administrators:

• Allow at least 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
• Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
• To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
• If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

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To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

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Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

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Ice Cream Flavors Not in the Top 100

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 120230 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. Shitty list detected. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:08, July 14, 2011 (UTC) Shitty list confirmed. Requesting permission to delete with extreme prejudice. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:14 Jul 14, 2011 Permission granted -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:17, July 14, 2011 (UTC)  Get rid of it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:53 July 14, 2011 (UTC)
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Murder the shit out of

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 120230 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	It's much more factual than funny, much like an Urban Dictionary entry. Not sure it belongs here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:04 Jul 14, 2011 Delete. Who cares? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:05, July 14, 2011 (UTC)  DETONATE!! Because mere murder would be too good an end for this article. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 01:52 July 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Note to closing admin: {{M is for murder}} is only used on this page, so if by some slim chance it gets deleted, that template should probably go too. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:08 Jul 14, 2011 Where is all this cruft coming from? No wonder QVFD is more active than ever. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 01:52 July 14, 2011 (UTC)

Wacky Gameshows that don't Exist, but should

Score: 5 Elapsed Time: 120251 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Oh boy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:04, July 13, 2011 (UTC) Bye-bye. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:05 July 13, 2011 (UTC) Yet another example of Articles that exist, but shouldn't. We really should make that into an article. It would have a massive list of all the actual attempts at these "Don't exist, but should"s, with one liners about why they were deleted. Or, better yet, Delete. ~  Talk 16:20, 13 July 2011 (UTC) HILARIOUS AND CREATIVE --Roman Dog Bird 18:02, July 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. This is really, really bad-- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:39, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Rasputin’s Penis

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 120256 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC)  Fry ~  Talk 03:54, 13 July 2011 (UTC) Umm... This unfunny article reads like an afterthought to that image of the girl looking at the... whatever it is (which is just wrong on so many levels). But since the picture is safely embedded in other articles, I think it's safe to toast this one. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:04 July 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Remove it and the article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:22, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Places in Scotland

Score: -2 Elapsed Time: 120278 hours
Keep (4)	Keep. I made this a few years a ago to keep track of the places in Scotland. It still does this today; so perhaps moving it to a sub-page of Scotland would be a better place for it?--Sycamore (Talk) 17:00, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Sub-page it. That works. It doesn't really work as a standalone article, but it could be useful if tucked away in a small alley of Scotland. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 05:12 July 13, 2011 (UTC) Keep Aye. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:35, July 13, 2011 (UTC) I aglee wit 't SlyFux ~  Talk 16:16, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)	Delete. Sod off ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:51, July 12, 2011 (UTC)  Burninate! My-country-sucks cruft. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:06 July 12, 2011 (UTC) Meh I like Ireland better---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:21, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete Aye mAttlobster. (hello) 16:26, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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International Do Not Call List

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 120278 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:41, July 12, 2011 (UTC)  CHUCK NORRIS!! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 02:08 July 12, 2011 (UTC) Dumb dum dum dum...-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:30, July 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Reverse charge and disconnect. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:23, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Nude shower scenes

Score: 5 Elapsed Time: 120281 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (5)	Burninate! What, no illustrations??? A pointless disgrace to voyeurism... -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:02 July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Damn, I want those seconds of my life back---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:24, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. This isn't funny at all--Xamralco 00:09, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Take a bath. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:25, July 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 16:13, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Delete all you want, I'm still keeping a copy in my userspace for fixing. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:49, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Vector

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 120281 hours
Keep (2)	I've fixed it up (mechanics and hopefully some humor) and could add a Venn diagram if the article is kept. --Sloublues 14:18, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Needs love, not the axe; there's enough here to keep. ~  Talk 16:11, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)	I tried to make sense of this article and failed. Maybe others will fare better. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:17 Jul 11, 2011 Bleh---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:45, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Coulda swore we already deleted this, like, last month. Guys gotta stop trying to write this article, it ain't workin -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:32, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:20, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. A mess. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:27, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	I dunno, it makes sense to me. It's about a "get rich quick" scam that makes its money off "sellers" who are required to buy stuff they can't sell. These are definitely real. A relative of mine almost fell for one of these, and a friend of mine lost her shirt to the same scam. I just don't know if it's appropriate for Uncyc--this is actually more fact than fiction. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 21:58 July 11, 2011 (UTC)

Comcast

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 120282 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Oh, is VFD low again? Here, have this. I admit that the concept could well be funny - portraying a company as a religion - but the article itself, is not. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 21:11 Jul 11, 2011 Yeah. The only real jokes here rely on old TV commercials. When the reader has to dredge up an old meme to get the joke, it just loses the effect. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 04:58 July 13, 2011 (UTC) Delete. Imprimatur: Craphouse & Cobblers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	To the admin who eventually deletes this: Can you move it to my userspace? I think I might be able to make a go of it. ~  Talk 16:08, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

Computer gnomes

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 120285 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Delete. They just keep getting interesting every day.---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:46, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. They're the ones who keep flooding my inbox with scams and Viagra ads! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 22:22 July 11, 2011 (UTC) Amusing concept. Terrible execution. Execute. ~  Talk 16:04, 13 July 2011 (UTC) Actually, just downright terrible. --EMC [TALK] 19:31 Jul 13 2011
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Jefferson Airplane (plane)

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 120285 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. An unfunny expansion of the only joke here: "Thomas Jefferson Airplane." -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:27 July 11, 2011 (UTC) Delete. eh?---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:44, July 11, 2011 (UTC) What Iwillkillyou said. ~  Talk 16:00, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
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Why?:Are giant robots chasing me through the street?

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 120286 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Terminate. Starts out decent, but it can't stop going off on weird tangents. It doesn't even answer its own title question. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:12 July 11, 2011 (UTC) Terminate. We shall never know---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:24, July 11, 2011 (UTC) Terminate. Per TheSlyFox. ~  Talk 15:58, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Could the admin deleting this move it into my userspace without huffing it, I think it's unfinished work and could be made descent! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:12, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Jean Claude Van Dyke

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 120286 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. It's not even remotely funny, just annoying. This has got to go. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:05 July 11, 2011 (UTC) nope -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:31, July 12, 2011 (UTC) Delete. ~  Talk 13:53, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
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Nick Mason

Score: -1 Elapsed Time: 120318 hours
Keep (2)	It's not as bad as it looks, but it needs images and could be expanded, too. --Gamma287 ☭Tetяis? 17:09, July 10, 2011 (UTC) Keep. Yeah, what Gamma said---   TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:06, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Burninate! I may not be British, but I know rubbish when I see it. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 08:34 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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