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- For nominators: DO...
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'''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
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Also don't CUT yourself, emo kid.
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Score: 4
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- Don't delete it! It has potential! ~
 22:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Something tells me we should
 keep this. —Pelozurian (talk) 22:46, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
- I usually hate retard jokes, but this was really funny to me for reasons I don't understand, and are making me question a lot of things in my life... Woody On Fire!
 Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. —Sir Socky
   (talk) (stalk)  GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:51, 30 June 2010
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- Please god, what the hell was I thinking?
 Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 22:32, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- This isn't Wikipedia. --EMC [TALK] 22:44 Jun 30 2010
- delete. wot? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
 Where's the beef? -kingkitty  ~Fuck you~ - what --nachlader 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Kerkill I don't get it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Started well, but all the jokes about deleting the article ruined it. --Black Flamingo 23:03, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Nah. --ChiefjusticePS3 23:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Score: -7
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- Vain and that --Black Flamingo 22:35, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. Lol-worthy. --ChiefjusticePS3 22:43, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Made me smile and laugh. Both of which are good things. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- keep. i'd love to see this finished. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- s'cool --nachlader 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
 For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 30 June 2010- Feature dat bitch. Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 22:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Score: -7
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- Cunt cunt cunt! -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- This is good, isn't it? --nachlader 22:43, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- keep i guess. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 30 June 2010
- Masturbating Presidents Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 23:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- I was gonna say delete, but then I started laughing at it. --Black Flamingo 23:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- I laughed, I couldn't help myself. --ChiefjusticePS3 23:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- OF ALL-TIME!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:24, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- ? Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:54, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- It has great potential for greatness! -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- I was blown away, in that I was blown away. --nachlader 22:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. Best Ive ever seen. Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 22:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- For. --EMC [TALK] 22:41 Jun 30 2010
- Feature MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:46, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 30 June 2010
- I liked. --Black Flamingo 23:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- I hate poopers. ~ 22:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- I hate most poopers. --ChiefjusticePS3 22:48, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- del... -- Sir Mhaille
 (talk to me)
- This pooper is a drooper. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:18, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Haters gonna hate. - kingkitty ~Fuck you~
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Score: -7
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- yeah man --nachlader 22:37, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- The red urine makes this article! --Lando-SpacePimp 22:45, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Hell yeah. --EMC [TALK] 22:39 Jun 30 2010
- I'd eat his shit! -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 30 June 2010
- Keep., I thought I was the only one! Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- keep. i love when you click on an article expecting to certainly vote delete, but it's not as shitty as you thought. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:54, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Awful. Just Awful. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:59, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Deceptively clever. --Black Flamingo 23:06, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- Read it on ?pedia Then told Dunc to delete it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- It's a completely different article you dipshit. And Dunc didn't delete it. Go kill yourself. --EMC [TALK] 22:49 Jun 30 2010
- I know it's different, but Dunc totally deleted that shit. Then you ate it, too. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Score: -3
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- keep. not deliciously ironic yet, but maybe later? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 30 June 2010
- Progress. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:01, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Great idea, agree with Gerry though. --Black Flamingo 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Run a European Version at 10:30pm.....me sleep now... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
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- Not enough irony! -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- Had an hour to be ironic, but needed an hour more /irony --nachlader 22:59, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- It sweats brilliance from it's nether regions (balls). --nachlader 22:39, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- keep. it's light on the funny, but it's well-written and certainly has potential. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:58, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- pwned Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:03, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- He's pwning his opponents Lulz. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:21, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- Too much pwnage -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- Not for me --Black Flamingo 23:08, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- I can relate. -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- keep. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:00, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Boobs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 30 June 2010
- I like it. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Liked it very much. --Black Flamingo 23:08, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Liked the ending but the first principle should really be funnier. "The world sucks"? Kinda weak. That'd turn me down from reading almost any other day. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:19, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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No delete votes.
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 This article does not suck, even if the world does. --ChiefjusticePS3 23:50, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Score: -1
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- Keep. What's there is obvious feature material. What should have come next in the following half hour, probably too. Too bad the admins screwed up the timing so badly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 30 June 2010
- Keep. I feel bad for fucking up the timings. --ChiefjusticePS3 22:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Shame about what happened, but I think it's strong enough to keep anyway. --Black Flamingo 23:09, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- If you can't handle the kitchen, get out of the heat I say. -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- Kerkill No jokes because it was started so late, but this seriously should be move it so Gerry can finish it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- Unsure what to do here, since the author thought that we were meeting at the park, not the town hall. --nachlader 22:46, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- i can't make up my mind. i'm trying to be objective and vote as if i'd come across this on actual VFD (which is what i've been doing with the other votes). it's clearly not finished, and yet it has definite potential. i'll come back. and for the record, it was raining in the park so you bastards should feel extra bad. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:02, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Sorry, my calendar was calibrated wrongly. --ChiefjusticePS3 23:52, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- Obvious Keep. I mean it has Betty White in it. Duh... Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 22:41, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Betty White loves me MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:44, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Betty White. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:49, 30 June 2010
- I have a change of heart. There are redeemable qualities within this article, just needs a little shapin' up. -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- I really liked this. --Black Flamingo 23:10, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Lack of narrative substance. -kingkitty ~Fuck you~ - it started off well, but then it veered to the right into the neighbours car and reversed only to hit another car. steering out again it hit a tree and a lampost. then it mounted the pavement and killed a load of children. i hare my life htate it ahite it haite it wh do i leive --nachlader 22:49, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Lack of Time-Space Continuum. ~ 22:51, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Started well, went bat-fuck insane. --ChiefjusticePS3 22:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- delete as per nach. exactly as per nach. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- What the Chief-ton said. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- Somehow... I'm still banning Dex though. --ChiefjusticePS3 23:55, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- UnRumble --ChiefjusticePS3 22:50, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- The truth must be heard ~ 22:53, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Great quality humor we got here. -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:55, 30 June 2010
- babies --nachlader 22:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- keep. it seems fatherhood is cracking up some of the higher-ups. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:07, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- Kerkill I'm the only one with the balls to vote get rid of this shit. Seriously, the only wrestling article I like is about Chris Benoit. This honestly reads like the unfunny ones that come through actual VFD every now and then. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:05, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- To an outsider (which is what I generally try to be in my life) this is just baffling. --Black Flamingo 23:12, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- It sounds like the commentary that I did when playing with my action figures
last week when I was younger. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 23:17, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Needs the people's elbow... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
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- you dont understand --nachlader 22:57, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- keep. something went right. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:09, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:10, 30 June 2010
- I understand --Black Flamingo 23:13, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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- To quote myself: "A well crafted tale of love and loss. D+, wouldn't read again." Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:42, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
- It needs less words. Right now due to the chunkiness, it looks like a muddled mess of mess. -
kingkitty ~Fuck you~
- Kerkill Yawn. Too expected. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:04, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
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Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.
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Doesn't totally suck --