Uncyclopedia:VFH/What to do if you open your front door one day and there is a portal to an alternate dimension instead of what you expected to see, which was probably something along the lines of whatever is usually outside your house

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Article: What to do if you open your front door one day and there is a portal to an alternate dimension instead of what you expected to see, which was probably something along the lines of whatever is usually outside your house	Score: -3 people who opened their front door one day and there was a portal to an alternate dimension instead of what they expected to see...
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For: 1	Mmm-hmm. You know it's true: Uncyclopedia will not rest until this article is featured. ~ 04:15, 08/28/2011
Against: 4	Against. It has a nice long title, but the article itself doesn't live up to it, in flow or in funny. 1 2 3 4 ~ 04:22, 28 August 2011 Against. no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:03, August 28, 2011 (UTC) Yeah, this could use some more work. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 28 August 2011 Against. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:08, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Of course, the worst thing that could happen is that it won't get featured. ~ 05:01, 08/28/2011