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Article: UnNews:Paramount and Sea World announce remake of horror film, "Orca"

Score: 3 timely yet tasteless UnNews articles

Nominated by: Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:50, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
For: 7
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. An excellent example of a funny and timely UnNews piece, executed in extremely poor taste. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:50, February 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Self For I just couldn't resist, and I'm so glad everybody likes it. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:39, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Very poor taste, but that's what the Orca said. To be serious a moment, a family member was a distant acquaintance of the woman killed, and everyone apparently loved her. A true shame, and many will miss her. Now vote for this puppy and get it featured before the news event grows old and brittle. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 00:49 1 3 mmx
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Its a good article, I wrote the original one about the orca going on trial, I can't nominate it without puting it on pee review --Uncle J 02:39, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. I didn't find it funny till about 2 paragraphs down when I remembered reading about the actual event a few days ago. Necropaxx poses a tangible dilemma. However, TBH, I'm highly out of touch with the basis of most UnNews articles we feature anyway, and I've never considered it a problem. --Matfen 18:53, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:44, 2 March 2010
  7. For. ChiefjusticeGameCube 00:10, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 4
  1. Against. If it didn't link to much to the tragedy involving a real news story , I may have been more sympathetic. Perhaps making jokes like this don't appeal. It would be like certain jokes about Haiti or what's happening in Chile right now. Sometimes distance from an event can make all the difference and can also depend also on the angle chosen by a writer. In this instance I don't think it works. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:09, March 2, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning.svg Nah Mainly per Roman, and also, just didn't love it. Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgWould you like a cookie, sir? Thinmint.jpgThinmint.jpgThinmint.jpg 20:41,4March,2010
  3. Against. I thought parts were good, but it wandered a bit in the potential directors/cast section. I'd like to see it rewritten and renommed. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:55, March 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. IronLung 05:44, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. You know, on its own, it's not really that great. But if you read the UnNews article it comes from, it becomes hilarious. I wish there were a way to feature both of them. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
A double feature, I like the idea. You may not know, but the death actually occurred, in Florida in the U.S. Is there some way to double up a feature? Al in Chains, a few minutes after my vote.

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