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Article: UnNews:Ideological civil war hits Wisconsin

Score: 12 fighters on one of the sides of Freedom.

Nominated by: Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:54, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
For: 13
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Hilarious, classic UnNews, well written, well crafted. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:54, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:56, 21 February 2011
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Featuro subito! Polisz.jpgSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 22:18, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Begins better than it ends, but all-in-all wonderfully insulting, or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:13, 22 February 2011
    Symbol for vote.svg For. See below. Spıke ¬ 01:34 22-Feb-11 Rescinded--A month too late now. The clowns in Wisconsin have moved on to an entirely different sideshow. Spıke ¬ 00:12 20-Mar-11
  5. For. Aww. I wanted to nom this. Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:53, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg SF - How's it feel, bitch? -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 18:03, Feb. 22, 2011
  7. For. Ehm, this article is funny enough to be featured, witty, there is irony, great sarcasm, makes points without directly making it. I don't see this in any way comparable to featuring a racist article (which we should feature anyways if it is good). First, cause this article isn't some polarising smut but parody (at moments good parody) and second if you are offended by this article in any way, GOOD, welcome to uncyclopedia, OLÉ!!! If this would make someone go away, my god its better, they would be in for some unpleasantness after reading many other articles. Even if I was the most left wing communist tyrant I wouldn't be particularly offended by this. Voting against this article cause you think it would move people to become anti-unionists misses the whole parody of it all no?. This article shows the absurdity of both radical positions. Shabidoo 23:29, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For. I overreacted. My full backing of labor fighting against the GOP agenda colorued my reading of the article, and led to my dick-filled attack on it. I logged on to change my vote, and seeing Shabidoo's comment I must second it. The page is well written, feature worthy, and is clever, even though I don't like some of the lines in it. So For. Nonetheless, what's occurring in Wisconsin is one of the most important activities of most of our lifetimes. It is that important a stand. Viva Madison!!!! Aleister 00:08 24-2-'11
  9. For. StupidBunny ZaireFlag.png 18:46, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm not from the US, so maybe I don't find it that funny, but yeah, some very funny bits in here. Scofield 14:53, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:43, Mar 11 14:43, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Nah I'm just kidding --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 14:03, March 17, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For. ChiefjusticeGameBoy 10:07, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against.assisting in any way the destruction of the labor union movement in America by featuring a page best left to Conservipedia. (and Kip knows my vote is not personal). This would be like featuring one of our better and funny racist pages - humorous, smart, well written, but not featurable on this fine website, imnho. Aleister 1:22 22-2-'11
    See also my talk page. This vote does not pertain to any attribute of the article and ought not be counted. Spıke ¬ 01:28 22-Feb-11
    Beg to differ. I would not vote for any well written racist page, no matter how funny. I place this is the same category. You can balance out my vote SPIKE, by voting for, but my reasoning is sound. Aleister 1:32 22-2-'11
    Next day, and I realize I was being a jerk, egged on by SPIKE, really wanting to be in Madison, and then taking it out on Kip's page and in other areas. So I was a dick twice yesterday, and Hyperbole or Lyrithya should ban me, or spank me while I'm tied-up with furry ribbons. Aleister in furry ribbons 12:26 22-2-'11
  2. Against. What's that word that starts with an "A"? Ad... adv... adverbs? Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:54, February 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. That one word Kip should know what it is. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 10:39, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kip the Dip writes a counterpoint to Aleister's left-wing UnNews:Wisconsin governor introspective as thousands protest. There is useful background on the respective authors' talk pages and on User:SPIKE/UnNews. I held Aleister's article on the 2-Spot on the Front Page until Kip's was ready, to take the 3-Spot and be featured side-by-side. Comparable (simultaneous) featuring on the main page would be nice if it's typographically possible. The word "Ideological" was deleted from the UnNews headline. Spıke ¬ 01:07 22-Feb-11
  • This is actually not meant as a counter-point to Aleister's article, as I agree with him that Walker was not wise for this move. (*cough*) I've given my two cents on this shit drizzle on my talk page. -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 17:49, Feb. 22, 2011
I was a dick, dickless, and a dickful person to you Kip, because I was fired up over the issue. Please everyone, vote for this well-written page. Gov. Walker, a closet case for sure, went in over his head by not knowing the people of the town where his office is. When I first heard about Walker's action I knew what was coming, just from knowing some of the people here. Aleister 19:31 25-2-'11

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