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| Article: Ernest Hemingway
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Score: 11 for the road
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Leverage (talk) 10:21, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
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For: 11
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- I was reading some Hemingway the other day, and now, infected by being here too long, I decided to look up his article on Uncyclopedia, as if that was some kind of reference. For some reason, it looked AWFUL (check out the Spoon version for reference) and I basically tidied it up, cut out a lot of stuff, and left the stuff in that I liked. The basic jokes are a) Hemingway writes short, stark sentences and b) Hemingway drinks. Good enough for me. --Leverage (talk) 10:40, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
 For. Papa changed the way people wrote, and then smacked them in the face. I was in the room once where his father killed himself. I tried to kill my father there. He smacked me in the face. Aleister 16:06 23-2-14- For. Funny! Anton (talk) 16:50, 23 February 2014 (UTC)
- For. Funnybony
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- For. -- MagicBus Talk to me! 20:35, 27 February 2014 (UTC)
- Woops, didn't realise I hadn't voted on this. Anyway, I have now. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talk • contribs • logs) 22:37, 27 Feb 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
- Hernest Eemingway --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 02:26, 3 March 2014 (UTC)
- For -- Kip the Egg
 Talk Works 09:44, Mar. 14, 2014
- For. Hey, a writer whose books I've actually read! This vote means I'm relevant! Yay! I'm gonna go Hawaii! ~ BB ~ (T)
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- For. --EMC [TALK] 15:57 Mar 29 2014
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 Comment. "How did he drink absinthe with gun arms you ask? From both barrels." Seriously, this is why I still Uncyclopedia. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Mar 20 '14 4:10 (UTC)
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For. Papa changed the way people wrote, and then smacked them in the face. I was in the room once where his father killed himself. I tried to kill my father there. He smacked me in the face. 
Comment. "How did he drink absinthe with gun arms you ask? From both barrels." Seriously, this is why I still Uncyclopedia. 