Uncyclopedia:VFH/ELO

Article: ELO	Score: -4
Nominated by:	The Equaliser 23:04, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
For: 1	N+F The Equaliser 23:04, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 5	Against A huge, long, steaming, overdone pile of bandcruft. You know, tomorrow is Halloween, and I haven't decided whether to carve a pumpkin or not. You see, we recently moved to a rather rural spot, and there will be no trick-or-treaters. But the kids have always carved pumpkins, and I fear they would miss the tradition. On the plus side, no idiot teenagers will be coming along and hurling my carefully carved masterpeice into the street. What's for dinner tonight I wonder? I really should wrap up my workday. Oh, sorry, were you guys voting in here? -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:24, October 30, 2009 (UTC) Against. I think you should carve the pumpkins anyway. Especially if you can make them look good. Ooh! You should make an Uncyclopedia jack-o-lantern! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 00:38, Oct 31 2009 Against. I sure do like pumpkins. ChiefjusticeDS 10:34, October 31, 2009 (UTC) Against. This article should be turned to stone. Get it? Because it's an article about ELO, and...and...hahahahaha! Ahaha.... Ha.... Ah, forget it. Have fun carving your pumpkins. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:02, October 31, 2009 (UTC) Well. It looks like this nomination isn't going to make it. Let's just carve some pumpkins and forget about all that's wrong with the world. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:07, 31 October 2009