Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive63

The West Lothian Question

Keep	Very weak keep. Probably needs ICU and someone to re-write it to be more of a parody about the real West Lothian Question (e.g. how has the Scottish parliament intervened to feed the people of West Lothia) solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 06:46, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Shock! It ain't that bad. Better than most other stuff on here anyways. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:21, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep --Dexter111344 14:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Funny. Fergus Fergusson 16:20, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep per people who said "Funny". -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:51, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Good enough. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	KILL Sorry but do I even need a reason for this one. Yellow 130 21:06, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Meh article, loaded with red links. --T.K.F. 21:13, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 21:30, 14 April 2007 (UTC) 2005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:53, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Strangle its air supply until it passes away. Please.--Ljlego 01:10, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --EMC [TALK] 04:38, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, voting closed. -- The Zombiebaron 00:48, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

The Purge of the Unpure

Keep	Keep. The premise is O.K., it just needs a little expansion. --T.K.F. 22:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep with {{expand}} --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:58, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Weak keep - it could seriously use expansion though. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	KILL Kill it now. Yellow 130 22:41, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete It's been marked for expansion for nearly a year, but nobody cares. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:32, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:55, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not funny. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 08:41, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Victim of Famine. -- The Zombiebaron 00:50, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

3.141572

Keep	Keep One of those randoms that I quite like. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:39, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Ascribing differing characters to anthropomorphized numbers based on their presumed mathematical significance is funny. The article is reasonably well developed, and I like the Harry Potter reference. Keep --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:59, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Not great, but nowhere near deletion worthiness. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:30, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Gentle humour, makes a change from "gay...dick...gay...tits...gay" articles. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 08:37, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Expect the unexpected. Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:03, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Eh? Keep. Pudding? Pi? Get it? goshzillacorrespondence 11:36, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Pudding is much tastier than this article. --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 21:30, 16 April 2007(UTC) A malformed attempt at humor Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:20, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --T.K.F. 22:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC) if it can't be a redirect then kill it --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:27, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I redirected this to Pi --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:51, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Redirect reverted. The article name doesn't approximate pi; no one would type it in. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Also, I think this should be voted on as a distinct entity. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:58, 16 April 2007 (UTC) And the name of thy slayer be Famine. -- The Zombiebaron 00:49, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Perry Ryan

Keep
Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:56, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Unfunny pop references, possible vanity. Blarch --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:46, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 08:29, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 19:05, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Yay! Cs's magical alphabetical deletion rampage is back! Umm... P is for Purge. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 00:55, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Worst 100 Numbers in Reverse Order of All Time

Keep	Keep - Silly --Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 04:41, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - silly. Also see comments below. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:41, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - Silly. --AAA! (AAAA) 04:11, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:28, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Pointless. The bad kind. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not random enough. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 08:26, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 19:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Blarch Unfunny. Once it's cleaned up, Worst 100 Numbers of All Time can serve as disambig. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:04, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete! It's basically a 1-liner article. --T.K.F. 21:18, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I've purified this a bit because it was a bit full of crap. Have another look and see if you like it any better like that. At worst it could be a good place for a number disambig page perhaps? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 19:41, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Nope. It's still just numbers counting down. Like for microwave burritos. But without the burritos. And microwave. Bad example. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:44, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 00:53, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Snooping

Keep
Delete	TO THE GALLOWS!!!!!11!!!Horrible Yellow 130 16:10, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Roman Dog Bird 19:07, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Blarch this stub. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:31, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - This just sucks. --Capercorn 21:09, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Oy! --T.K.F. 21:16, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	- I think I just died a little on the inside. hawkfan45 NO QUOTE TEMPLATE IN VFD!!! --Capercorn 21:09, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 00:52, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Kahn Trui

Keep
Delete	Weak delete. I {{fix}} tagged this 3 months ago instead of VfD'ing it, but hardly anything happened. I'm not sure if it deserves death, but I wanted to point a finger at it none the less. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 22:53, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Blarch Tons of random text, emo jokes, crudeness, and a smattering of vanity. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:20, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Don't forget a bunch of puns that aren't really puns. Kahn Trui=coun-try, geddit? Ahaha. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:00, 17 April 2007 (UTC) those images want to make me spork my dick --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:28, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:53, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 08:33, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 14:26, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Eclectic Elephant

Keep
Delete	KILL I have a good reason but I'll let someone else write it :). Yellow 130 22:48, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Un-patent random humor, a single link to Kitten Huffing. --T.K.F. 22:52, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 01:33, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:55, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 08:35, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 14:23, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Bukkake Arena

Keep	Keep with the ICU. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:56, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	KILL good concept bad article. Capercorn 00:48, 16 April 2007 (UTC) WHAT? Theres a concept? You jest Sir Capercorn--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC) kill --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:38, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny, and we don't want a picture keep your filthy fantasies to yourself young man. Yes, we know you are a young man, author. We also know your grades: "Colleseum" says it all. ----OEJ 03:49, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Throw it to the lions. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 10:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 11:11, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete funny only if you are nine years old and have been watching your father's stroke movies...Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:24, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	ICUed - it's all backwards around here - we've got some people wanting to ICU three-year old articles while others VFD days old ones.  :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:09, 16 April 2007 (UTC) What that guy above me said. —Braydie 05:52, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Warbs

Keep
Delete	Delete Author created the article then left it to rot in the sun. Put it out of its misery. --General Insineratehymn 22:59, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Stubby, random, picless; about a non-notable subject. ----OEJ 23:42, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete ToO RaNDoM tO BE a street sign. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:00, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Bye. --T.K.F. 00:04, 16 April 2007 (UTC) BURNINATE Hah, over 130, thats so impossible its funny!--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:12, 16 April 2007 (UTC) i propose that what we do is that we instahuff 2005cruft that's had few edits within the scope of '05, it would weed out a lot of the trash. however i'm getting a bit off what i was here to do so kill this --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:44, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:47, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete — should have been ICUed, but wasn't. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 10:38, 16 April 2007 (UTC) cast a plague of seagulls on it. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 10:45, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:25, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted —Braydie 05:52, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Scrum

Keep	Keep Some laughs. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:04, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Funny. Fergus Fergusson 18:15, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	KILL Yellow 130 18:21, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Kentuckistan Fry. Article is too short, and the picture was out of wack, not to mention how quickly it went from ancient India to rugby.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:18, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Dumb. Rogpyvbc 05:12, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - Again, the ideas should be used to rewrite it AFTER deletion. We need to delete it to make sure it doesn't stay in this state. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:30, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 11:22, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:05, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete No one has undertaken to expand it. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:35, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Added VFD template. ----OEJ 23:44, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Merged with Rugby. I was a bit too italic in doing that; please revert if you disagree. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:52, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Merged —Braydie 05:52, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Betamax

Keep	Keep Hey, the format already died, you can't take the article too! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Stop putting up articles that are decent. And stop conflicting with my edits, SbU >_> --T.K.F. 00:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep In the interest of full disclosure, however, I must confess that I came up with the "chocolate video" idea. -Tritefantastic 02:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC) PRE-SEEERVE. I like this one.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:14, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Just add more to the article. I think this one should have gotten an ICU instead of a VFD. Merge with the Betamax other stuff as someone else said. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:29, 16 April 2007 (UTC) orion, it's impossible to add an icu to articles over two years old, and even so, icu didn't exist then, but this is a decent start. if it's left to rot then renom --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:47, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 10:40, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 10:48, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Funny. Fergus Fergusson 18:13, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Sophmoric Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:26, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep A humourously surreal account of technological failings. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:28, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	KILL Do I need to say anything chocolate videos isn't funny Yellow 130 21:34, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Huff - Betamax sucked, as was this article. --Capercorn 00:28, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	The article has a link to Betamax (other stuff), which should either be (1) merged with Betamax itself or (2) deleted. Pentium5dot1 01:31, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Kept, stop voting now. -- The Zombiebaron 01:01, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Page rank

Keep	Keep. An obvious joke but it made me smile. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 10:32, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Funny. Fergus Fergusson 18:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep I found it quite subtle actually - I hope we don't get too many deletes from people who don't get it. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:49, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Weak Keep: I get the joke, but perhaps inserting more Uncyclopedia-specific keywords in the block would help. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 19:43, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Clever joke about doorway pages. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC) keep Uh-huh, I get it. Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:24, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:32, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete, but consider userfication and/or redirect to Google. Pentium5dot1 09:08, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Huff What the hell? I don't get it... --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 23:21, 16 April 2007 (UTC) The joke is that the article consists of a bunch of random words ostensibly used for search-engine optimization. I still think it should be deleted, however, as the page needs some actual content to be "search-engine optimized." Pentium5dot1 00:03, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, voting closed. -- The Zombiebaron 00:54, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Loading...

Keep	Keep — Not great, but not really deserving of deletion. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 10:27, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. As per Pongo. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 10:34, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:25, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Funny. Fergus Fergusson 18:12, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep It's an OK premise for self-reference, but as mentioned last time, it needs a better punchline. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:02, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep same reasons as last week. Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:27, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Delete	Disgusting, piece of crap.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 03:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I believe this already survived a VFD. Rogpyvbc 05:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC) I second that. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:24, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Only 11 days ago too. You voted keep last time Zerotrousers... :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:07, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Kept, Zombiebaron closed. -- The Zombiebaron 00:58, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Ryan Ross

Keep	Keep but only if you promise not to keep it. Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:22, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Delete	It's just not funny. Period. --KATIE!! 02:02, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Period. (exclamation mark)--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:05, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. It's like Gerard Way, but without the small moments of funny. --T.K.F. 02:06, 16 April 2007 (UTC) revs chainsaw --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:41, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete: Delete Delete Delete. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 03:00, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Nasty, unfunny, and boring. ----OEJ 03:46, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:08, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 10:36, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Yeah, kill it --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:13, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete I did some helping related on this a while ago. Should have just come here really. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:45, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Huff as listy bandcruft. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:11, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Is this a contest to see how many Delete votes a page can get???Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:22, 16 April 2007 (UTC) As of now, Yes. --T.K.F. 22:59, 16 April 2007 (UTC) I'm putting off deleting this cause PP started something. —Braydie 23:02, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone, because I don't care much for Braydie's antics. -- The Zombiebaron 00:41, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

P-kaill

Keep	Keep Funny. Fergus Fergusson 18:11, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep on spec I've cleaned it up. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:22, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:32, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 10:24, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 10:30, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 14:26, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:52, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Still delete, unless someone can tell us why it's Norwegiously hilarious. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:35, 17 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 19:40, 16 April 2007 (UTC) DELETE Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:20, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 00:43, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

Ultimate Showdown

Keep
Delete	Deeleetee Taking a funny Flash movie and transcribing its plot and mixing in a bunch of pointless drivel is definitely not a recipe for funny. Neil Cicierega would be spinning in his grave (if he were dead, but he's not, so maybe he's just spinning in his office chair). --Poliphilus 20:17, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. The author needs a good lesson in HTBFANJS. --T.K.F. 20:28, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:52, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Brings back the suppressed bad memories of watching that orgy parody of it... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:57, 15 April 2007 (UTC) shitty article, inspired by a shitty flash --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:40, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:42, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Ultimate Delete. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 10:50, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Delete this Crap Deletion will win the Ultimate Showdown. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 11:18, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Can someone link me to this "funny Flash movie". I want to see it before I cast my vote.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:16, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Sure Here is the main web site click on the box and follow the instructions on viewing the flash movie. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 02:49, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Deleted —Braydie 12:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Revised Romanization of Korean

Keep	Keep and put {{rewrite}} tag on it. Or put it in stub class. Something. Somewhat intriguing idea. Maybe if written in Revised Romanized Korean, then it would be funnier. And quick note, "sux" is not a word.--Ljlego 18:32, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep: Short, but funny. Should be expanded. --EMC [TALK] 20:12, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep per others. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:59, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Rogpyvbc 05:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Good concept, but needs a rewrite.
Delete	DESTROY Too short it sux. Yellow 130 18:24, 15 April 2007 (UTC) nnnnnnnnope --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:47, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept —Braydie 12:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Hurricane Of Horrendous Destruction and Death

Keep	Keep. Not actually that bad, nice formatting for a stub. --T.K.F. 20:32, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep - "stop giving hurricanes names which disillusion the general public in thinking their small mountain town is gonna be given a big hug by a giant windy teddy bear" -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:54, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Yah Yah, Hurrah Hurricane Cindy.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:20, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. George W. would have responded better to "Hurricane I'm gonna wipe out a chunk of Louisiana" instead of "Katrina" - perhaps. Rogpyvbc 05:15, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Two words — it's funny. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 10:36, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	KILL NOW for this article I pinch a duce in a dumpster. Yellow 130 18:17, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept —Braydie 12:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Dane cook

Keep	Keep. Funny. Fergus Fergusson 16:21, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete- Not funny at all. In ICU, but only massive rewrite could possibly ressurrect this article. New version at Dane Cook (I acknowledge that I am the one that wrote it, but I only did so as to not be rude to the creator of the article. That's the job of the admins who delete it should my view be found to be the consensus). De-1337 --EMC [TALK] 04:38, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random nonsense solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 06:40, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete But do keep that picture of him sniffing Charlize Theron... What? Stop looking at me like that! I AM NOT WEIRD! --Dexter111344 14:19, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Character-assassination garbage. ----OEJ 15:45, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete As Solar Penguin —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 10:31, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Forget about it. It will get deleted in ICU. I think it's just wasting space here. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:23, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Leave it to ICU. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 07:44, 15 April 2007 (UTC) I was just hoping to fast track the deletion process because if it is left to ICU, it might remain an eyesore for a while.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk)15 April 2007 19:52 Eastern Daylight Time Meh - don't worry about eyesores - they're only around for a week or so and if nothing links to them then nobody will see. In fact, putting it on here has probably tripled the number who will! :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:02, 16 April 2007 (UTC) ICUed —Braydie 12:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Grey squirrel

Keep	Keep. Some good ideas, just needs expanding.Rogpyvbc 04:04, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Keep and tag with Britishness. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:44, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. A lot of good potential there, even if it does need expanding a bit. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 09:47, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Needs expanding and a British tag. And some weird pics of grey squirrels drinking coffee while planning their world-wide takeover... --Dexter111344 13:39, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Keep it for Famine's sake. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:04, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Perhaps better suited for ICU or rewrite. I actually chuckled at some parts. I say add a rewrite template and get it off of here.--Ljlego 01:13, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep: It's an undeveloped stub, for sure. But the idea's not half bad, really, plus on title alone it should have some sort of decent article attached to it in time. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:44, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Protect Squirrels can be red?--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 02:23, 16 April 2007 (UTC) Keep It needs more work, but isn't huff-worthy. —Another Pongo Flame Sandbox ☭ 11:12, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Burn this eyesore of an article! --General Insineratehymn 00:56, 14 April 2007 (UTC) damn squirrels deserve no place here --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:13, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Huff The idea isn't terrible, but it's too short to stay. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:54, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - can be rewritten later if anyone cares. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:15, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete what CS said. --T.K.F. 21:15, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	This has been on my to do list for some time. If someone deletes it, slide it to my userspace and one of these years I'll run with it. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 04/14 15:31 Kept —Braydie 12:55, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Nestor

Keep	Keep. Funny. Fergus Fergusson 16:22, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:26, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny rant. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 06:33, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete: ahahahahahhaahah he said shit and gay and racial and ethnic slurs and its funy!1!!1!!1! except not really --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:35, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Utter nonsense. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 07:59, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Crush. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:16, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete it fast and hard. It is vicious and stupid. ----OEJ 15:37, 15 April 2007 (UTC) wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:14, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

My Dick

Keep	Keep cause Dick Cheney is related to My Dick. --Dexter111344 15:32, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Funny. Fergus Fergusson 16:22, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:26, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Heh heh, he said "dick". solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 06:31, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 07:25, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:33, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 07:53, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Mash. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:15, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. George Bush doesn't care about My Dick. ----OEJ 15:04, 15 April 2007 (UTC) 'Delete - too short. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 04/15 17:26 Delete, but per Dexter111344, redirect to Dick Cheney. --Pentium5dot1 17:55, 15 April 2007 (UTC) LOL PENIS HAHAH I'M SO FUNNY --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:14, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
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Otogi-Jushi Akazukin

Keep	Keep. Funny. Fergus Fergusson 16:21, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:26, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Confusing, badly written, and not funny. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 06:36, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 07:27, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete: I... uh... what? That's... yeah. You go ahead with that... um... "flower garden brain", was it? --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:37, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Anime/manga or such nonsense *shrug*.... —Gnome  …MUN F@H 07:52, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Sucks. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:18, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. ----OEJ 15:37, 15 April 2007 (UTC) aima haffu yo atikaru. rorukapusu. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:16, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
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Carp

Keep	Keep. Funny. Fergus Fergusson 16:20, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft about the world's best type of fish --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:55, 14 April 2007 (UTC) It really isn't very good...Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:01, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Against --T.K.F. 00:41, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete seeing as the author himself/herself/itself admits that it sucks and it isn't even a good concept.--Ljlego 01:13, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete --EMC [TALK] 04:38, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random nonsense solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 06:41, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete: It kinda starts with nothing, goes nowhere, and then ends with a list. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 07:46, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short & stupid. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 07:48, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Huff 'n' move to Illogicopedia. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:20, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Too random. ----OEJ 15:48, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	I DID NOT WRITE THIS --» >UF|TLK|▋» 02:37, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Unfunny jokes about bureaucracy

Keep	Very weak keep. Well, at least the title's accurate. solar penguinSquawk! penguin eggs 10:20, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Part of the bureaucracy series of articles. --Dexter111344 22:06, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Funny. Fergus Fergusson 16:19, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete What an appropriate name for this very unfunny article. --General Insineratehymn 00:40, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 04:17, 14 April 2007 (UTC) last of my kill votes for tonight, now time to get some sleep --» >UF|TLK|▋» 04:23, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Blarch This could be a title page for the Form series, but a link from Bureaucracy might work better. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:11, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 06:59, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - already stole good bits for bureaucracy. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:12, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Meh. My feet hurt. Also my ticket shows #319, but the sign says "Now Serving: #007". Damn bureaucracy.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:39, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. A bad list in non-list formation. --T.K.F. 21:16, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete oh, the irony of it all. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:05, 15 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. If there were any good parts, I would suggest moving to bureaucracy. Unfortunately, no good parts.--Ljlego 01:08, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Looks like some parts are gone, but a move to space under Bureaucracy might be worthwhile. Unified, they might both be strong enough to stay. Not sure about either on their own. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 04/14 14:22 I merged this with Bureaucracy so this is redundant now --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:20, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Not really. The point with Bureaucracy is that you have to wade through a bunch of shit to find out that you're not getting anywhere. Having it all on one page defeats the whole idea. I can skim and find out that it's pointless. My personal opinion is that having to click and load at least hides for a moment or two that you're not going to get anywhere. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 04/14 15:24 Fucking thing was like a hydra - made it damn hard to delete it all. Should ban whoever wrote that...wait...I already have. More than once. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 04/15 18:59

Mutual Fellatio

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Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:15, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 18:45, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Smutcruft. Blarch --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:12, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete "The End, Fuck You Very Much" Yes. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 20:33, 14 April 2007 (UTC) The End. --T.K.F. 21:14, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Ugh. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 21:18, 14 April 2007 (UTC) wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:54, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 22:27, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

HowStuffWorks

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Delete	Delete You is please to vote on article. User not English the speak very well, ewes spell-cheque lots. Sorry. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 20:21, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not only are english made of not goods, advertisement is that article --T.K.F. 21:14, 14 April 2007 (UTC) Delet. Me did thinked bad english be intentionally, but it seem my is wrong. —Gnome  …MUN F@H 21:28, 14 April 2007 (UTC) me fail english, that's unpossible! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:51, 14 April 2007 (UTC) it really isn't very good. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:02, 15 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- The Zombiebaron 00:39, 15 April 2007 (UTC)