|Government:||Democracy, I hope|
|State Flower:||Scarlet Carnation|
|State Motto:||"Without God, people die and go to hell."|
|Nickname:||The Buckeye State|
|Currency:||Dollars and old Birthday Cards.|
|Principal Imports:||White people, Cars, Football teams|
|Principal Exports:||Black people, Boats, Factory Jobs|
|Climate:||Since it's up near an ocean or a lake it's always cold 365 days a year.|
|AKA:||Apparently when you enter Ohio, there's no way of getting out!|
Ohio is known for being a state of America. Ohio was discovered first by the people that live way out into the wild west and their skin color was red. However, we Americans were bitter and selfish. We said that we found the land first, but then again we DID find it. Not those tounge-twisting weird aliens. I wondered how we got the land from them even if we couldn't understand their language! Well... on with Ohio. George Washington kicked those Aliens out of what is now known as Ohio. Ohio's state boundaries are weird as they don't even make a triangle or rectangle like Pennsylvania! It's more of a dysfunctional triangle (maybe a drunk person draw it, that's why they had parties!)
Since it's up near an ocean or a lake it's always cold 365 days a year. People have complained about how cold it is that they want to move to Florida but they can't! In the winters the temperatures are usually 10 to 15 degrees and in the summers, the temperatures don't go higher than 50! That's how fucking cold it is outside in Ohio! But on the other hand, we do hear that Minnesota is much colder.
The people in Ohio are such nice people, ranking #1 to become the Nicest State of the USA! Go there and ask anybody for direction to Dunkin Donuts and they will tell you how to go there. If you are a shy guy, then quickly text a friend of yours who lives in Ohio. No matter what type of person you talk to, they will still help you even if they're autistic. More people are diagnosed with autism here more than any other state. Is that okay?
The people of Ohio have a choice they have to make. They can either drive a car, walk on foot, ride a bicycle, take an airplane or take the subway. That's they only way to get around in Ohio. You'll just have to make up for the bad drivers that will either cut you off at the last minute or speed through that red light.
|Cleveland||790,000||Home of many things nobody cares about|
|Akron||Less than Cleveland||This is a city?!|
|Cincy||53||People here must be fans of the Bengals|
|Columbus||Almost a million||The Indianapolis of Ohio|
|Canton||Few||Akron's strange southern neighbor|
|Massillon||Even fewer||Canton's gay twin|
|Toledo||20 to 30||Muslims galore!|
|Sandusky||25,000||Amusement park tourist trap|
|Piqua||20,000||Home of Captain Underpants... Yeah.|
|Loveland||12,000||Best known for sightings of a large humanoid frog... What?|
There is really nothing really good to see in Ohio. I guess if you like football you can check out the Pro Football Hall Of Shame or something like that. Other than that there is nothing beautiful to see in Ohio. The people in Ohio are quite attractive, especially the ladies!
Jokes, Trivia and Miscellaneous Facts
- What's round on the ends and high in the middle? oHIo!"
- Did you know it is illegal to eat a donut while walking sdrawkcab?