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2 ad-minister-traitor please remove dirty words (like fuck) else uncyclopedia loosens its digg-nity. We only want jokes {as well as jokers not DJ )and wise-dom for wise stories., thanks afrer obeying me. $50 stamp – Preceding unsigned comment added by Rnkroy (talk • contribs)

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Basically, censorship is a waste of time. That is all. - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:49, Jun 9

Please add more dirty words. $100 stamp • Spang • ☃ • talk • 18:59, 09 Jun 2008

You do know that "Rnkroy" is slang for "labia", right? That's right, Rnkroy, you're girlparts! Soft, moist, pliant girlparts. I realize that's not the kind of "dirty words" you meant, but I'm imagining it that way, 'cause it's sexier. And there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing! Moo ha-ha! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:07, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Swear words are funny when they are used in the write context, but in other contexts they are just not funny and downright vulgar--Faizaguo 17:32, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Spelling things correctly is also funny in the right contextses. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

We logically must therefore replace all obscene words with FIRETRUCK. Not only fuck, but also piss, cock, bitchass, motherfuck, cunt, shitface, butthole, slobchild, fartknocker,poop, gOD and Michael Jackson. After we have done this we should immediately change back FIRETRUCK with fuck. because I HATE GODDAMB FUCKING FIRETRUCKS.---Vosnul 12:20, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Please give me my FREE JACKASS SHIT

I have purchased a JACKASS SHIT of same or equal value. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

The Following is an important public service announcement

DICKNIGGERTITKIKES. That is all. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:10, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

You always know what to say to turn me on. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 21:22, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

I do not understand the fascination with sexuality, bodily functions and bigotry as taboos. My kind sees sex and bodily functions as a simple part of life and openly discusses them with beings of all kinds and ages. Bigotry is simply something that needs to be tactfully corrected as soon as it happens. You humans are so odd. Verp

/me touches Verp inappropriately. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Wait... am I reading this right, Verp? You openly have sex with "beings of all kinds and ages"? I'm disturbed.--<<>> 10:03, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Verp puts the Alien into Alien Probing. Literally. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

The thing I like most about the forums is the high level of conversation. This is how I picture the Founding Fathers, being all Enlightenmented 'n' shit. "...and then Jefferson was all, like 'buggery?', and we did laugh most heartily. Milk was seen to shoot from Madison's nose." Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:45, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Please do not touch me inappropriately or accuse me of raping innocent beings. I discuss sexual issues with children as part of helping defend them from "being touched inappropriately".(Yes, I realize you silly humans are joking (I hope) but I do so love playing along with it!) Verp

When you say, "I discuss sexual issues with children" you kinda make it sound like it's a regular hobby type of thing. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:30, 11 Jun 2008

I discuss whatever seems appropriate with whomever. I can see how someone could misinterpret a statement about being forthright about sexual issues with with children and twist it about to make it sound like I bring up Turkish prisons out of the blue when talking to young boys. Don't go there; I have been doing a good job of not reflexively extending my claws so far. Verp

A clean and decent topic

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Also, I'm back. HNT♥♥ Look at this|Look at that |now it's time to sit & chat 00:58, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

I always said you'd go out with a- wait, back? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:14, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

This page looks like it has Tourette's Syndrome

Verp

FUCKING THING...

SUCKS! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:39, 12 June 2008 (UTC)