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Actually, its about humor in parody encyclopedias. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 05:22, 30 November 2014 (UTC)

More like GaymerGayte amirite? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:26, 30 November 2014 (UTC)
While I definitely have those moments wherein the "social justice" analysis concerning video games (or any media in general) annoys, irritates, or infuriates me, and I feel like branding the "SJW" an arrogant, judgemental twat, many of these GamerGate crusaders are plain and simply a bunch of deranged, misogynistic assholes. Even if you care about ethics in game journalism, or even if all the moralising about pop culture gets to you, stay away from these psychos. Lord Scofield Stark 09:08, 30 November 2014 (UTC)
You mean the third party GNAA and SomethingAwful trolls, I assume. Besides, the only harassment I've seen is from anti-gamergate. Seriously. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 03:27, 1 December 2014 (UTC)
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@DungeonSiegeAddict510 Adam Baldwin brought my attention to GamerGate (gotta love that guy) and the more I looked into it, the more I realized how much of this so-called "movement" was being driven by people who were plain insane. I'm mostly referring to the guys at 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica and to a lesser degree, even Twitter, but even the more mainstream GamerGate proponents such as the legendary Baldwin seem to be showing dangerously anti-feminist leanings. And again, I myself have been on the receiving end of having the pop culture I love and enjoy being judged by these "social justice warriors", and I know how it feels to have your favourite entertainment being branded regressive, or misogynistic or what-have-you. If I watched Anita Sarkeesian's videos, maybe even I'd be pissed. But definitely not pissed enough to track down and dox her home address and mail her death threats and drive her out of her home.

And it's all in the name of ethics in journalism of course. After all, if an outspoken game developer bitch gets a Kotaku article covering her game, and she just happens to have slept with a journalist there, and he's one of the "FIVE GUYS SHE CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH OMYGAWD!", we have every right to try and get some justice by meticulously researching her personal life and hanging it out for all to see. Depression Quest is a piece of shit game that nobody should pay for, no matter what that evil Kotaku journalist who has been corrupted by the game dev witch says. Good thing it happens to be free, though. Lord Scofield Stark 19:05, 3 December 2014 (UTC)

You guys do realize...

There is a high possibility that the three literally whos have sent the harassment to themselves? And, the media is unreliable, given that gamergate is anti-media. Just look at how poorly researched any gamergate article is. Look for evidence. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 05:03, 6 December 2014 (UTC)

Been there, heard all the conspiracy theories, don't buy any of them. All my efforts at examining the "evidence" laid out were a big fat waste of time. Lord Scofield Stark 15:13, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
archive.today does not lie. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 01:03, 8 December 2014 (UTC)

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video games suck

--69.142.97.219 (talk) 00:44, 14 December 2014 (UTC)

look at me i'm a GAMER i play video games all day they are my identity they are my LIFE --69.142.97.219 (talk) 00:45, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
wtf is this, a broad playing video games those are for men get ur stupid cunt back in the kitchen and make me SANDWICH LOL stupid bitch what the fuck good are you (ps. im funny) --69.142.97.219 (talk) 00:46, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
*playing a game* hahaha take that faggot, yeah u want soem of this bitch. hahaha i pwn u. oh fuck is that a nigger??? get the fuck out of here spearchucker this the white mans world i OWN YOU!!! fucken coon. #GAMER4LYFE --69.142.97.219 (talk) 00:48, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
This is either a vandal or Roman Dog Bird. I'm betting on the latter. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:13, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
The projection is strong in this one. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 04:54, 14 December 2014 (UTC)

Gamergate...

Is totally not about paranoia or sending girls rape threats every 30 seconds. While that is...of course...a really fun and arousing part of gamergate, but ultimately it's really about ethics. It's about ethical narratives in a world where stupid slut whores can sleep with every journalist except me (even though I am an awesome playah!) and then get sperm stained great reviews online for their shitty libtard games. And also...all of those communist feminazi cunts commenting on games. Every time they point out that 99% of women get shot and killed and slapped and fucked in games it makes me want to go over to all of their houses and slap them and shoot them and murder their stupid SJW faces. But that's not what gamergate is about. It's about a moderate dialogue on twitter about how to have faith in the honesty and good behavior of journalists who prefer to give good reviews for dirty sex when they could just play video games all day long and punch, shoot and rape virtual female characters in their basement in their underwear instead. I mean seriously! Ethical journalism is important. It is the foundational bedrock of moral gaming society. And so when some depressed troll bitch goes spewing vile hating lies to university students around the world about mysogenistic gamers...of course we are going to call in bomb threats and bring guns in our backpacks to those lectures. How else will we ensure ethics in journalism? How else will be stop journalists from giving shitty feminazi emotional games a great review for dirty blowjobs in their parent's garages? Totally noone has any idea what's going on except me and my totally non rape-threat giving friends (you can find us at #rapethreatsareus or at #ethicsforjournalismdudes). So when you see doxing and trolling and rape threats you can know two things. It's either anti-gamer-gaters trying to make us look bad...or it's a very nuanced and cordial way to tell girl nOObs that gaming should be about running around with machine guns wearing bad ass leather trenchcoats shooting gangsters and smacking down, punching and raping chicks. How is this so hard to understand? ETHICS IN JOURNALISM FOREVER! GAWD! --ShabiDOO 03:17, 19 December 2014 (UTC)

I'm kinda with you, but man that hurt. Lord Scofield Stark 15:11, 20 December 2014 (UTC)
Where exactly did it hurt you? In the choda or in your nipples? --ShabiDOO 01:15, 23 December 2014 (UTC)
It hurt me in my SOUL. Lord Scofield Stark 15:22, 23 December 2014 (UTC)
That's hot! --ShabiDOO 21:04, 23 December 2014 (UTC)

One question.

Where's the proof? Archive.today links only, cuz screenshots can be faked. --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 00:57, 24 December 2014 (UTC)

Denza, uncyclopedia is not a blog, news forum, debate forum or a fact based anything. However news, debate and fact checking can be tools used towards writing humerous articles. If you really want to debate gamergating conspiracies there are a lot of websites where you can do that. If on the other hand you'd like to represent your own take on gamergating insanity, then you can make a article, unnews, undebate, unbook etc about it. I'm sure we'd all enjoy reading it if it's funny and well written. --ShabiDOO 08:24, 24 December 2014 (UTC)
So there is no proof of harassment? And as a follow up, what about all the gamers that have gotten harassed? --The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 23:17, 24 December 2014 (UTC)
Your mom. --ShabiDOO 10:22, 25 December 2014 (UTC)

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I'm sorry I don't really do video games just like user 69, but I want to make sense of all this because it sounds scandalous and therefore exciting, but I think I'm a little confused. So, the way I see it is that on the one side you have the libtard feminazi cunts and on the other you have the deranged misogynistic psycho asshole crusaders, and the cunts all have sex with five guys who aren't their boyfriends because it is the only way to sell games that don't have women getting raped and stabbed and beaten, while the asshole crusaders who aren't white knight justice warriors have started a twitter thingy called GamerGate so that they can investigate cunt developers' social lives but they are plain insane; however they never did anything wrong and get a bad reputation unfairly just because they have an anti-media stance because feminazi cunts are all the rage these days. While all this obviously makes perfect sense, what I don't get is this notion that there is some connection between 'ethics' and 'journalism'. Do they have simila etymologies or something? --EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken(get dtf) 11:34, 24 December 2014 (UTC)

That is a 100% accurate depiction of the entire situation. You have libtard feminazi's and psycho asshole crusaders and beautiful enjoyable lovely twitter feeds to read during a relaxing coffee break. I believe that the libtard feminzai cunts have moved on to become genocidal-neo-feminist-circus-midgets and that the psycho-asshole-crusaders have split into various groups that specialise only in psychosis, assholetry and crusading. I believe the crusaders have been endorsed by ethical geniuses like Charlie Sheen and former mayor of Toronto Rob Ford. Twitter has become less important and now the debate takes place on the comments section of the Aunt Gemima recipee section. --ShabiDOO 14:13, 24 December 2014 (UTC)