Forum:How do you become an admin

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Forums: Index > BHOP > How do you become an admin
Note: This topic has been unedited for 4499 days. It is considered archived - the discussion is over. Do not add to unless it really needs a response.

How do you be admin? I want to be one, but they're no Vote For Sysops anymore.--Bubbles Green 21:45, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Wanking will cause an outcome. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 21:46, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
By explaining why you want to become an admin in great detail on a Forum. Go ahead. Talk Mattsnow 21:53, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
You've got to visualise it, man. You can be anything you want. I'm a flying squirrel, whee!! --Black Flamingo 23:07, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
Exactly! To visualise being an admin, watching snippets of "Judge Joe Brown" certainly helps to fuel the imagination, or for the more hardcore aspiring admin, "Robocop". Talk Mattsnow 23:13, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
Look around for sandwiches. They're yummy. Better yet, become one. Then with this disguise you might sneak into the secret nonexistent cabal club. If that fails, try a chicken costume. Just don't let them catch you or you might get stuck cleaning the latrines. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:47, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
MAGIC ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:54, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
I tried magic once. You don't want to know what happened. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:24, 23 September 2011
I though asking was against the rules and policies? DJ Mixerr 02:39, September 23, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
Don't try being a dick, in literal terms and troll terms, although i hear you exchange alot of bodily fluids that way, especially if you become a college age dick. Aimsplode (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories) Happy Holidays! 19:30, September 23, 2011 (UTC)

You wait for a bunch of admins to get tired and leave. While waiting, you do an excellent job of reporting vandals, nominating the right articles for deletion, and probably write a few good articles yourself. Then maybe, just maybe somebody will think you're worthy enough and nominate you for adminship, provided a bunch of the current lot get bored and leave, as I have already told you. I mean, look at Frosty. He's a dead ringer for adminship if we ever need any more of 'em. --Scofield & Friends 12:17, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Yup, magic will do that. --Black Flamingo 12:27, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Magic! DJ Mixerr 02:45, September 26, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

The Real Way of becoming an admin

Blank 5 pages, go on IRC and brag to everybody what you did, add Category:Gay Uncyclopedians to Olipro's userpage, add the Main Page to VFD. Then the admins will discuss about it, and hold a vote on VFS. The last user who did this was Lyrithya, who did much more than the simple tasks I mentioned. In fact, 40 % of admins have been opped this way. True story. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 26 September 2011, at 02:51


This is taking too long. Bubbles Green for sysop!

Score: 1
  • For Just because she's got the guts to create such a forum topic! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:48, September 26, 2011 (UTC)