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It depends, are we talking about just God, or are we including Jesus and the Holy Spirit also? Maybe they could all get into a cosmic theological threesome, now that would be hot.--CrabPope 15:00, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

God is about as hot as the tooth fairy. And by "hot", I mean "existent". --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:13, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

What do you mean by "tooth fairy"? The Universe? -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:42, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
If you mean a universe that was thought up of by a bloke in seven days, sure. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:08, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
If by "tooth fairy" you mean anus, then yes. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:01, Apr 27
If by "tooth" you mean anus, then yes. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 23:19, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

But which God are you talking about? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 16:59, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I would guess is the FSM. --Mnb'z 17:50, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I have the answer! A wizard did it. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:16, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

In order to know whether God is hot, we're going to have to first determine whether God is fly. See, e.g., Why?:I'm hot. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:06, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away... Huh? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 21:17, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Dude, God is HOT!
– Preceding unsigned comment added by Bradaphraser (talk • contribs)
Dude! You're so right! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 11:58, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Dude, totally. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:01, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
Swoon... Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:18, Apr 30

My God is Athe, and she is totally hot. Spang talk 01:17, 01 May 2009