Forum:Death to the infidel... uh, I mean "forum articles"

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Urgh. Forum articles. All they ever seem to consist of is one or two introductory paragraphs, followed by an enormous list of "notable forum posters". Forum posters aren't notable. Most of the time, all these lists comprise is flamewars and slander between various dickheads who've found their way here from the relevant forum. The vanity policies apply sitewide as far as I'm concerned, no matter what the subject of an article is. Also, if people want to write shit about their warcraft forum (or whatever), there's a website where they're free to do so. So I'm getting rid of any shitty stupid articles about forums that I find. If you want to help, feel free. If you want to complain about this, I'd like to point out that I'm not posting this topic to open the issue for community discussion; I'm informing you of what I'm going to do. If you want democracy, go to North Korea. Have a nice day. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:45, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

So if you're deleting everything in the Forum namespace, how will we know about this announcement? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 14:49, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Telepathy, duh. *makes Syndrome's head explode like in Scanners* -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 15:55, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

I agree. For too long has Talk:Euroipods polluted our wiki. pillow talk 18:02, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Only if you ask someones mum if they have heard of them first. MrN 18:21, Sep 16

Hey Codeine, does your mom know what Uncyclopedia is? If not, we've got a wiki to huff... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:24, Sep 16

Actually, she does, I've shown it to her before.

“Some of it's very funny, but quite a lot of it seems rather weird”

~ My mum on Uncyclopedia

-- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:26, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Cool. Anyways, is MetaFilter a forum? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:33, Sep 16

Let's have a vote on that... MrVFD9000 19:38, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

You showed your Mum Uncyclopedia? You heartless bastard! Why not show her a dead bunny rabbit or take her on a tour of Treblinka next? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:21, 16 September 2008 (UTC)

Shall we sack Codeine from being an admin, and replace him with his mum?

It would make things a lot quicker...

Score: 1 cougars

• Nom+for Obviously. MrN 19:28, Sep 16
• most pointless possible abstain. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:32, 16 September 2008 (UTC)
• For. Uncyclopedia has a desperate shortage of MILFs. pillow talk 18:11, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

Comment. My mother is not, by any stretch of anyone's imagination, a MILF. Unless you're into overweight 65 year old women, in which case: Are you going to be my new daddy? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 20:32, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

I'm sorry. What was that last bit? All I heard was overweight 65 year old women followed by a fapping-type noise with a big squirting sound towards the end. Kinda like the Titanic... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:40, 17 September 2008 (UTC)

• Pointlessly Against Since 2008. Because you're all assholes. Because I say so. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 18:37, 17 September 2008 (UTC)