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please may i be an administrator for 1 year Anthony\936 19:04, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Why an administrator for one year when you can be a bureaucrat for ten years? ~ 19:08, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

o me 2 --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:32, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I would like to be a user for one year, please. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:03, 10 Dec 2009

But then, what will happen to SPANG SUPPORT? ~ 21:17, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Can I be an admin please?

Or better still, a bureaucrat? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 22:26, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

An admin's better than a bureaucrat. Poopyhead. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 22:28, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Well, can I be an admin please? I have good skills of Goa Tse. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 08:42, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

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I would like to be a Wikia staff member please for a duration of three months. (have to cash in on the "Wikipedia Forever" campaign, you understand) • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 23:11, Dec 10 2009

Alas, Wikia <> Wikipedia. You lose. ~ 23:35, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Wikia... umm... "goatse" Wikipedia? What is that symbol you are using? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 23:40, Dec 10 2009

It's a closeup of Pac-Man and Lady Pac-Man kissing. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:49, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

Of course! How could I not see it!? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 09:55, Dec 11 2009

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I would like to be a woman for no less than 20 minutes, but no more than 3 hours. Who do I have to talk to? -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:00, 11 Dec

Stick your penis in a liquid nitrogen canister for 4 minutes, it'll give you 2 hours of womanhood. I've done it before. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 03:18, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

OOH NICE SIG zhel☃el 10:45 December 12

Yeah, I sporked it from orian's. Mine is better, though. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 12:43, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Well, it doesn't look like Orian's... zhel☃el 03:52 December 15

That's because the colors are different and it says "moonshine" instead of "Scouser." • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:47, Dec 16 2009

Them

Can I please edit Uncyclopedia for twenty minutes without coming up with something stupid? -- Style  Guide 09:12, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

Me

Can I please be an admin too? I promise I won't use any of the admin tools in any way. And I'll make good on that promise, because, as everyone knows, I am way too lazy to learn how they work. pillow talk 23:30, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Nothing to it really. You just get twenty new buttons all marked BAN! BAN! BAN! ~ 23:32, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Room service

I'd like to request one admin to be brought to my room pronto. And a large vat of goat's milk. —talk 23:45, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

Will you use the goat's milk for terrorisms? --123.2.98.12 01:37, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Sexy, sexy terrorisms. —talk 01:47, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Advertising your sexual deviancy to get attention is very immature. --Mn-z 06:26, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Those dudes

If I were an admin, I would just ban everyone else for eternity and have this for front page every day: "N00BS LOL TIT PENIS! I RULE U SUCK!!" It would be the best Uncyclopedia ever and I would get 16 000 000 000 000 USD for it. And then I would buy like 5000 kg of candy and I wouldn't give any to anyone. And I would laugh and all the others would cry. End of story. -- Style  Guide 18:43, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Multiliteralist for SysOp!! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 18:55 • Wednesday, 16-12-2009

Multiiteralist for SysRq! ~ 18:59, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

SysRq for anus. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:26, 16 Dec

If by SysRq you mean anus, then yes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:41, 16 December 2009