User talk:Crazyswordsman

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Welcome!

Hello, Crazyswordsman, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

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What exactly do you mean? check my talk page… ~~FlareNUKE (Page Talk Contrib ☻) 05:52, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

Template:Jewish

Hey I don't thing it should go in articles like Jewish Kings and Jewish History (I wrote those two). Knowldege of jewish history and some biblic texts are necessary to fully understund some of the jokes, but you don't really need to know much to enjoy them as a whole, I think. The template is misleading, I wouldn't like readers to avoid the articles becouse of it. So I'm going to remove it... and I recommend you to save it only for articles that really need it.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:06, 14 July 2006 (UTC)

forum: to -do list

“Start quoting me. I mean, I'm Walt freakin' Whitman over here!”

~ Walt Whitman on throwing another poet a bone once in a while

--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 00:37, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

Make a Walt Whitman article. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:07, 21 August 2006 (UTC)

• Notice how the red links aren't red anymore? It's partly your fault.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:44, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

Suburban homeboy

In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah!--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:13, 19 September 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Skip School

Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:24, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Welecome to the League!

I'd just like to thank you...

For the top-notch additions to the Final Fantasy Football:NFL 07 article. What do you think our chances would be to get this sucker featured?--<<>> 19:10, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Yippee

You asked for it. I think. Well, you got it, in any case. Cheerio. --Cainad | Speak with The Eye 07:46, 13 October 2006 (UTC)

Broken Sig

Fix it.

A) You're dumping the whole damn thing into pages. That is bad. I'm guessing you changed your preferences code or something.

If you need a refresher, start by reading this.

B) The point of a sig is to identify who is posting a comment. When a sig contains a dozen links and spans two lines, it makes it very hard to figure out who is talking and what the hell is going on. Trim it please.

Thanks Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 01:29, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Let's try this. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:25, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Award

For this: User_talk:Drama#Someone.27s_using_this_as_a_sock. :) - Sikon 16:42, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Admin

Hey Crazyswordman I support you for admin, you seem to edit everything I visit! But I'm not admin so I can only support you. :(

Anybody who comes here (nosey buggers) who agrees, sign here:

kjhf 16:33, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

<insert name here> 12:34, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

XMas

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:33, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:00, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 18:45, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews and Merry Kaizum Me!

You should have gotten this some time ago... but then, I hadn't invented it yet. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:12, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Crazyswordsman, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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What happened to my article?

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Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

I invented this holiday about a week ago...

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur

Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 18:59, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Award delivery

---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 21:07, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Don't do that.

Please don't go removing templates from every article.

This could be considered vandalism.--Metropolis Anime 19:33, 15 January 2007 (UTC)