User talk:Zagursky

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Place article here User:zagursky/Disney --Nytrospawn 00:33, 18 September 2008 (UTC)

Sorry for the IRC breakdown...

I had a dream where I was a cop in outside this ghetto apartment building, behind a swat team. I go past the swat team and into the apartment with my partner (who I don't know in real life), and inside we find a loooong stairwell. We walk all the way down, and on the bottom level, the floor turns to that of a bouncy castle for some reason. Me and my partner have fun for a bit, but then these hispanic gangsters capture us and take us to their apartment. They drag my partner off into another room, while one of the gangsters stays and screams and threatens me. Then he shoots me in the head and leaves the room. Shocked like hell, i'm still alive, and I can't feel a thing, but I know i'm going to die. I find a piece of paper and start writing a note to me best friend Josh, but I can't spell right and my handwriting is terrible (which I suppose is an after effect of being shot in the head)... I cry and think "Not now, not like this" and... then I wake up...

What's it mean?!?!? -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 03:44, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

You have an Oedipus Complex. Google it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:09, Sep 26

...uh....um.....wow....that's...that's freakin' crazy.......um........NO U! -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 05:12, 26 September 2008 (UTC)