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Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, User426, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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June 2024[edit source]
Hello. This is a message to let you know that one or more of your recent contributions, such as the edit you made to HowTo:Understand Family Guy, did not appear constructive and has been reverted. Please take some time to familiarise yourself with our policies and guidelines. You can find information about these at our welcome page which also provides further information about contributing constructively to Uncyclopedia. If you only meant to make test edits, please use the sandbox for that. If you think we made a mistake, or if you have any questions, you may leave a message on my talk page. Pasmorade (talk) 15:17, 26 June 2024 (UTC)
This is your only warning; if you vandalize Uncyclopedia again, as you did at Article, you may be blocked from editing without further notice. Pasmorade (talk) 15:17, 26 June 2024 (UTC)
Oh, Sorry about that! User426 (talk) 15:20, 26 June 2024 (UTC)
- Hey, I've got a question for you: why are you so persistent in deleting that section in the Article article (ha, ha), despite the many times you've been reverted? There's nothing really to 'fix'; it's been formated like that on purpose. And it's getting kind of frustating that you're always erasing it, even though you've been reverted for doing so several times by now. I really hope you're not doing it on purpose. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:24, 26 June 2024 (UTC)
I'M not! User426 (talk) 17:08, 28 June 2024 (UTC)
- Your latest edit says otherwise.... What exactly are you trying to do? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:16, 6 July 2024 (UTC)
Sorry I was just tryna vandalise article pages on this website User426 (talk) 17:18, 6 July 2024 (UTC)
- Eh... Why? You know that's just going to get you banned, right? DaniPine3 (talk) 17:20, 6 July 2024 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry about that! User426 (talk) 17:21, 6 July 2024 (UTC)
- Dude, I'm the one that's sorry, but I can't trust you after all you've done is messing around (despite the many times your edits have been reverted and you've been warned over it), and now you've literally wrote "you suck" in one of the articles... (it was a featured article, even, which is worse.) If you keep like this, I'm pretty sure you'll just get banned. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:27, 6 July 2024 (UTC)
Wait, are you serious? User426 (talk) 17:29, 6 July 2024 (UTC)
- I mean, I'm not an admin, so I can't ban you myself. However, it's very likely that you'll end up getting banned if you don't stop vandalising articles. So far, your edits didn't seem to be in bad faith; but now you've actually vandalized two articles in a somewhat demeaning way.
More and more you look like a vandal playing dumb, but I want to believe that you're genuine and that there might be a different reason why you've been behaving this way. If the latter is true, please consider thinking about what you're doing before editing an article, if you don't want to get banned. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:37, 6 July 2024 (UTC)
Oh, Okay, Alright! User426 (talk) 17:54, 6 July 2024 (UTC)
Question[edit source]
Why are your edits soo... Weird? The very few edits you've done, were always really odd choices that had to be reverted because they didn't really contribute to the article. A lot of times, you deleted words that were affected by strikethrough (you know, like this), even if that effect was clearly intentional and part of the joke. And now you've added the words "Joni Bowers" to the Internet article, when there was no coherence nor reason to do so. And don't get me started on the time you straight up vandalized some articles. Is this because you're unsure of what to edit? If that's the case, then don't fell pressured to edit at all; you can freely browse Uncyclopedia and not need to edit it. But don't do these really weird edits that don't really help at all; they're kinda annoying and make people believe you're a genuine vandal (which I really hope you're not one). I hope you understand :) DaniPine3 (talk) 19:21, 13 July 2024 (UTC)
- Well, then you should try to be funny in a different way, because so far it's just been somewhat annoying. Again, as I've said before; don't feel pressured into editing if you feel insecure about your edits. If you want to try to be funny or just adding random stuff without disrupting, tou can always try your sandbox. (btw, sorry if I reverted your answer before; I'm on mobile and for some reason it clicks on things I didn't click, such as the rollback button) DaniPine3 (talk) 08:16, 14 July 2024 (UTC)
What rollback button? User426 (talk) 10:03, 14 July 2024 (UTC)