User talk:Unencyclopediacman
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Again, welcome! -- 23:19, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Hey, you![edit source]
Yes, you over there, with the existence and whatnot. I saw your interest in my Fat Albert article. Since you seem to have already found it humorous, consider reviewing it here. Use the provided table if you can, but if you can't figure it out (which I'm sure won't be an issue), just leave me some constructive messages. Good luck on the Uncyclopedia, friend.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:25, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
- Never mind, it was reviewed.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:43, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
Vagina[edit source]
I have reverted the Vagina article back to its less chaotic state. There is a point at which more is less and less is more. In this case less is more better. Dame 
GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:48, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Vagina, part II[edit source]
I'm trying to get this article cleaned up, and cut down on a lot of the templates at the top. The Wikipedia tag is already in the body of the article - there isn't a need for a second tag. Again, any help that you can provide in helping keep the article cleaned up and reduce the number of unnecessary templates, is appreciated. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:59, 28 May 2007 (UTC)