User talk:Turtleboy0
Pre-Rendered Welcome![edit source]
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(Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:47, May 18
Dear Mr Boy,[edit source]
I come bearing bad news. Big rock candy mountain, a one-paragraph, picture-free, random, random page, will not survive here. This will help explain why. Good luck, and if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:38, 17 August 2009 (UTC)