User talk:The magic SCHOOL bus
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hey[edit source]
so I reverted your edit on your talkpage because you shouldn't be using it for other things that aren't chatting with people; if you want to talk a bit about yourself you should do it on your userpage (which why did you add the welcome template, anyways?). also adding links to your youtube channel kinda breaks vanity policies, so I suggest you don't do that here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:07, 9 March 2025 (UTC)
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please stop recreating this nonsensical article, or I'll have to ban you for vandalism. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:21, 1 April 2025 (UTC)
- okay, now you didn't recreate the same article, but it was still the same concept. so far you haven't done anything of this sort, so I don't know why it seems now all of a sudden you want to vandalize this much. also there was no need to add me in your article. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:58, 1 April 2025 (UTC)
It's no longer April 1st[edit source]
Please stop nominating random pages to be deleted. — L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 12:48, 2 April 2025 (UTC)
- REDIRECT Special:Random