User talk:Tali64^2
Welcome to Uncyclopedia.[edit source]
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L A B O R A T O R I E S 02:56 2 September 2019
Howdy! (Concerning the UnNews you've been working on)[edit source]
Howdy! Good work on the UnNews article you've been writing so far!
I see plenty of potential within you. Do you mind expanding the article quite a bit further in order to make it a more "complete" news story? Right now, it feels just like a "summary" of events, if you get me.
P.S. In case you didn't know, the administrator who first welcomed you, User:Aimsplode, was banned for pedophilia in early October 2019. If you have had any negative interactions with him, I would like to apologize on behalf of the admin team for causing that; rest assured that Uncyclopedia now has many more safeguards to protect its users. Cassandra (talk) 02:32am January 2, 2020
It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]
Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Seasons Greetings!
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- Thank you for your entry! You still have five more days to submit something—we're looking forward to seeing your submission! –
(ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 11:34, 22 December 2021
Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition[edit source]
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Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition Holiday Cards - Runner-Up |
Your entry is the runner-up in the Kiss My Ass Holiday Competition. 
PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:02, 5 January 2022 (UTC)
Big belly inflation gale5050 assfuck 2014[edit source]
You’re evil
- How does this lead to anything productive? Tali64^2, from the gates of hell (talk) 23:54, 21 February 2023 (UTC)
- The anti-Semitic comment you made towards me after I messed with your wiki. -
Crocotta1 01:47, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
- It was a joke bro Tali64^2, from the gates of hell (talk) 11:59, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
- it wasn’t funny, it was incredibly racist.—Crocotta1 13:28, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
- Well, at least I tried to be funny, and that's what counts. Tali64^2, from the gates of hell (talk) 02:38, 23 February 2023 (UTC)
- it wasn’t funny, it was incredibly racist.—
- It was a joke bro Tali64^2, from the gates of hell (talk) 11:59, 22 February 2023 (UTC)
- The anti-Semitic comment you made towards me after I messed with your wiki. -
