User talk:Supermoose
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Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
You'll notice I've ICU tagged UnNews:Kebab shop owner admits holding piss up in brewery, because it's pretty dreadful. Read on and learn the way of the warrior poet, plumb the mysteries of UnNews, and win a prize! No, not really... cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:44, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
Voting[edit source]
Supermoose: I noticed that you have been voting on VFH a little bit recently. That's good, as voting is encouraged. However, when you vote, you need to sign your For like this:
'''For''' ~~~~
What you have been doing is this:
'''For''' [[Supermoose]]
The problem with that is that it leaves no timestamp, and doesn't actually link to your userpage(see, try clicking this:supermoose). It's also much easier to type out 4 of these things " ~ " then to actually type out supermoose. I can see you're a bit new to the site, so I highly recommend the Beginner's Guide, as well as the Adopt-a-noob program. Remember, always sign your posts! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:08, 26 June 2007 (UTC) (see, I did that all with just 4 little tildes!)
Oh, and I forgot to mention, if you need anything, try asking an admin. Some of them might even be helpful! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:09, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
Belated Thanks![edit source]
I'm not really good on making banners, so here's a little gift for voting for A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother:
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User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Thanks!--Mr.Vib 02:41, 5 July 2007 (UTC)