User talk:Stfuyou

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Greetings...

For those who Hate Big Things Communist Jesus would like to wish you a Happy Solstice. He would like to remind you that there is no such thing as God and that socialism is the only real force that drives celebration. His relative, Jesus was just a real man, so no need to celebrate his birthday too much. Enjoy the holidays, but make sure to buy everyone you know the exact same presents (be fair!), and make sure to spread the revolution. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex!

or,

It's that time of year again!

And we're all asking Santa for what we want, while trying to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. This is just a reminder that for Christmas, rifles are always a hit! Even Santa agrees!

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 03:30, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Hello fellow Prole

Hello, I'm MaddMax, you know, Tsavo, that friend of Graham's. What's up? I'm a prole to. Now if only I knew how Ggarfield got made a Major automatically. Must have been Commy Jesus, lol. Anyway, want to work on an article with me sometime. I know I'm not like the Marquis *rolls eyes*, but I can write well enough. I will make into to minor if I work hard I bet. --MaddMax 00:14, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

That & time served.