User talk:Squeegi

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This is Uncyclopedia. Welcome. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:45, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Um, thank you? Oh btw i went ahead and joined your nazi cleanup task force, hope you don't mind. Squeegi 02:46, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Are you jewish? Black? Gay? -- All of those!? Wow that's commitment.    Orian57    Talk   23:27 6 August 2009

Also, sign your posts. I was reprimanded for that often when I first started, too. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:12, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Hmm yes. Signing posts is good.    Orian57    Talk   00:31 7 August 2009

Der Unwehr

Just a thought, but instead of "Unfueher Trunkfreund", your title should just be "Hermann Goering" (only with the umlaut, obviously), because that would be hiliarious. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:46, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

Jawohl, mein fuhrer.Squeegi 02:50, 7 August 2009 (UTC)

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