User talk:Squeegi
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So[edit source]
This is Uncyclopedia. Welcome. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:45, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
Um, thank you? Oh btw i went ahead and joined your nazi cleanup task force, hope you don't mind. Squeegi 02:46, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
- Are you jewish? Black? Gay? -- All of those!? Wow that's commitment. Orian57 Talk
23:27 6 August 2009
Der Unwehr[edit source]
Just a thought, but instead of "Unfueher Trunkfreund", your title should just be "Hermann Goering" (only with the umlaut, obviously), because that would be hiliarious. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:46, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
- Jawohl, mein fuhrer.Squeegi 02:50, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
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