User talk:So Sorry in Solitude

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  • You may think some stuff that appears everywhere here is cool, like Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, Kitten Huffing, Russian Reversal, and Mr. T. Those things are completely overused and not really funny anymore. Among us sophisticated intelligentsia, we call this phenomenon cliché. Whatever, these subjects are worn out, near death, and in dire need of being huffed. Just please don't mention them unless you have a very, very good reason. Or if it's funny. And I mean funny.
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  • Humor is a subtle subject. People will tell you that talking about excretes is just bad taste - count me among them - and others will find this kind of stuff the
    pinnacle of subversive irony. Just stay calm, have a good look at HTBFANJS, and try to learn what works best. No one here will ban you as long as you don't impose your non-conformist ideas on already created stuff.
  • Start pages in userspace, first. By that, I mean if you wanted to create a page called "Flappy woo-ha," instead of creating the page Flappy woo-ha, create User:So Sorry in Solitude/Flappy woo-ha. That way, you'll have plenty of time to work on it and it won't be deleted or ICU'd. You can start a page in mainspace, just make damn sure what you put there is long enough and funny enough to not get huffed.
  • Never recreate a deleted article. Never redo a reverted edit. Never.
  • There are a lot of links I just put on your page. This is the most important one.
  • And, finally, don't be afraid. We don't eat people. Usually. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:20, Mar 22

Subtle humor[edit source]

We haz it.

Also, Uncyclopedia has no political stance whatsoever. That being said, vote Nader '08 or you'll be banned forever. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 20:19 Apr 18, 2008

Barack Obama[edit source]

Compare Barack Obama/Baraq Hussein Osama to George W. Bush/George Dubya Bush. It'll probably help you understand where us editors keep reverting your Barack Obama edits. Enjoy!

Why is the main article written as a Wikipedia article? Rather compare Hillary Clinton So Sorry in Solitude 20:43, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Your name is becoming too familiar to me[edit source]

Which is always a bad sign. I already have double redirects creation, edit war and questionable page moves. I suggest you start playing along. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:45, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Wups, Mordillo just said what I was about to. I'm pretty sure I told you in your welcome message not to re-do reverted edits. I left some other useful links in there, too. Why not have a look at them. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:04, Apr 22
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