User talk:Roby
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Roby, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump Forum, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome! -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)
Adoption[edit source]
Want me to adopt you?--Sir Manforman 
16:33, 12 August 2007 (UTC)
- I adopted you, and no, it doesn't cost money. We're going to have a lot of fun. If you have questions or concerns, feel free to message me. And if you mind, I'll help you on your article. Welcome!--Sir Manforman
00:32, 13 August 2007 (UTC)
- How are things going... forgot about you for a few days? Do you want to help you with anything? If so, Message Me. And while I'm here, I'll give you a pointer, try to edit under this account, not on your IP address. You don't want to be accused of sock-puppetry. --Sir Manforman 22:41, 14 August 2007 (UTC)
- How are things going... forgot about you for a few days? Do you want to help you with anything? If so, Message Me. And while I'm here, I'll give you a pointer, try to edit under this account, not on your IP address. You don't want to be accused of sock-puppetry. --Sir Manforman
Langolier[edit source]
First of all, If you're done with it, you should take the {{Construction}} template off to save it from deletion. I'll give you a few suggestions for it while I'm at it.
- Most good articles have images. You should try to get some images, perhaps from google images, or you can request an image at UN:PIC.
- I'm not really that good when it comes to formatting and spelling, but there's a good chance that's there's spelling errors. You should put the {{Proofread}} template on your article ensuring an editor who's good with spelling will proofread it.
- The quotes aren't very good, in my opinion. These aren't funny, and they don't add value to the piece. I'd remove them.
- You should take a look at this to see how they write and you should also read and That, for helpful tips on what we find funny and what's not.
- If you want more advice from someone much smarter than me, you should submit it to Pee Review for constructive critisisim
And yes, I won't message you again unless you message me asking for me to help you with something. Good luck!!! --Sir Manforman 00:58, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
- You don't need permission from UN:PIC to paste a picture in an article, it's only if you can't think of a good image to put in an article, you'd request a pic at UN:PIC. You can simply paste the image in the article wherever you'd like it to be. Sorry for the confusion--Sir Manforman 23:57, 16 August 2007 (UTC)
Darkwing Duck[edit source]
I know you wanted me to help you with this. First of all, since it has {{Vigilance}} on it, if you want to adopt the article, and save it with deletion, tag it with {{VA|~~~}}. Also, if you need help with this and other articles, take a look at the welcome links Mhaille left you, espcailly those in bold, they always help, and don't forget to sumbit to Pee Review. Hope this helps you. Also can you vote for HowTo:Get out of Jail on VFH?, if you have a problem with voting, message me. Cheers--Sir Manforman 23:27, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
Reply to Your Questions[edit source]
On advice, basically what I said above... and I have more. Keep in mind we're a joke site and we're not to take things "seriously" as you asked on my talk page. Unfortunatley, I do not know who Darkwing Duck's daughter was, but I'm sure you could find out on Wikipedia or Google.
Now on advice, I'd suggest removing the Superheroic Catchphrases section and the Notable Bad Guys (or Villians) section... and don't forget to do what I said above, and I highly suggest sending it to Pee Review
And on HowTo:Get out of Jail, thanks for the vote, I'll give you the thank you template when it's featured
Also, always sign your comments on talk pages with ~~~~--Sir Manforman 01:24, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews or Better Late Than Never[edit source]
Congratulations on having done an UnNews audio! Unfortunately, it's a bit unpolished, even for UnNews. The awful background hum may be reduced if isolate the mic from whatever is making what the mic is on vibrate. See if you can polish it up, and perhaps I'll add it to our RSS feed.
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Welcome to UnNews, Roby, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.
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Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?
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