User talk:RichDude530
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Welcomd to UnNews[edit source]
Welcome to UnNews, and thank you for contributing some crap. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.
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Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:00, 11 September 2006 (UTC)
Dude![edit source]
Your a 15 Year old loser too? Yo!--Witt, 
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UNion Entertain me* 08:09, 19 November 2006 (UTC)