User talk:Portugal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPhPbTbjYM0 Madclaw @ ^talk 16:07, 15 August 2014 (UTC)

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Editing user pages other than your own

Unless you know the person well, and are an established user, don't do it. Kthxbai. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:21, 14 August 2014 (UTC)

Don't get banned

Also, welcome to Uncyclopedia and everything. I hear Spain wants to hug you really, really hard.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Aug 15 '14 9:02 (UTC)

You can't block me. Portugal (talk) 11:11, 15 August 2014 (UTC)

{{unblock}}

Where are you editing from? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:25, 15 August 2014 (UTC)

This time

{{unblock}}

You don't have a public IP, nor are you a proxy. Given your first edit fits in with WellDusty's pattern, I think I've seen enough. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 11:43, 15 August 2014 (UTC)

{{unblock}}