User talk:Patriciap

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Re:Project

Hi, and thank you for taking interest in the site! Regarding your question - I personally have no problems with using the site's wiki tools for a project page, but just to be on the safe side on things I would recommend creating the page in your userspace. Or, well, that was what I was about to recommend doing when I noticed that that was exactly what you had already done at User:Patriciap haha. Good job!
And regarding the spam filter catching your external links, MrX (the user who welcome you above) has given you the 'Confirmed user' role now. You should be able to add in your links now, but please drop me a message if it still isn't working! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:04, 12 December, 2021 (UTC)

Hi User:MrX and User:Cat the Colourful Thanks for all the help! --Patriciap (talk) 00:35, 13 December 2021 (UTC)

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