User talk:Nullius in Verba

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Hello, Nullius in Verba, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  ~ T. (talk) 10:15, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Johnny Boy

He's gone now... That'll buy you some time, or get you out of writing it completely... Whichever you want. ^_^ --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 00:20, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Haha! Awwww...

You're new to the whole wiki-scene, aren't you? Well, perhaps a couple of tips and rules of conduct for user talk pages to help you scrape by...

1. When leaving a new message (as in new subject) on someobody's talkpage, it's best you create a new header. This will allow for the receiver to find your text in a quick and easy way.
2. Some users prefer it if you place your new message at the top of the page, whilst others prefer them at the bottom. Be sure to check if a user has any personal guidelines on his talk page first. If so, follow them. If not, go crazy go nuts.
3. When a user puts a new message on your talk page, it is most likely he will be watching the page for your reply (unless no reply is required). Therefore it is best you reply there, and not on the sender's page. That way the conversation won't become defragmented.
4. Always sign your messages. (But you did that, so kudos) And if on the subject of an article, be a doll and use wikilinks. Users will be more likely to reply if they don't have to go through "too much" effort just to get what you're saying.

There we go, that's about all I could think of for now. If you have any further question or something, you can drop me a line on my talk page. ;) --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 00:45, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Blast! Apprehended!

You caught me. Thanks for the hints, and again for the Steinbeck. Thanks loads. I'm going to start working on an article to atone now. Nullius in Verba 00:50, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Heh... And this would be a reply to a message which doesn't require a new heading... :D You'll learn. Don't worry about it. --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 01:05, 19 June 2006 (UTC)

Oopsie! des la galapagos

Sorry about the conflicting realities. I reconstructed the bullet list, feel free to add more bullets.. I also clarified my theory of multiple island universes, so anything can be noted uncyclopedially without a crossing of threads.. ? Webmonkey 06:52, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Moved page

Your page marked "Work in Progress" was moved to User:Nullius in Verba/Woman wuled Judea after 7 days with no activity. Feel free to move it back when it's ready. -- sannse (talk) 16:40, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

VFD

Hey, just to let you know, that the page you posted is too young to be put on VFD page. If it's your work you can get rid of it by using the QuickVFD page, and put something like "author request" next to it. Thanks. —Braydie at 23:41, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

My Vandalisms page

Thanks, but the purpose of that page is to archive the crap that pissed off IP's have replaced my userpage with. If you really want to get on there, your best bet is to go here and type "Codeine loves goat penis" 250 times. Although that may have unfortunate consequences. :) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:03, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
--I know, but I'm a sucker for efficiency. I figured it'd save time to just vandalise the vandalism archive directly.Nullius in Verba 16:54, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

The Necronomist

The {{WIP}} tag on your article expired, so I've moved it to your userspace for now so you can work on it there. Feel free to move it back to the main space when it's done. -- 17:06, 22 February 2007 (UTC)