User talk:Nintenfan 1

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Noticed you asked for...

adoption on my page! Consider yourself adopted! What'cha wanna do adoptee? let me know.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  08 Jun 2010 ~ 06:06 (UTC)

i just got started, dont know much about makeing the articles, or at least, make them funny XP -– Preceding unsigned comment added by Nintenfan 1 (talk • contribs)

No problem, there are lots of people and resources here for you to develop articles, and for you to develop as a writer. Let me know what questions you have, where you want to go, things you want to do... and I will help as best as I can.

What kind of signature would you like to have? (Normally after every post you should add "~~~" or "~~~~" so that your name comes up. Try both to see it without a date: "~~~" or with a date "~~~~"  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 Jun 2010 ~ 04:41 (UTC)

I want a sig, that defines my nerdy self but isnt to crazy... how do i do that? <--Nintenfan 1

Well first off let's edit your sentence for no other reason than .... because. (It's perfectly ok to have bad grammar & spelling on talk pages... in fact I normally encourage it --- just in a weird mood I suppose.)

Happytimes I truly desire a signature, a signature that defines my nerdy self; but isn't too crazy... how for may I do that forthwith, Oh Captain my Captain? <--Nintenfan 1

Well that's simple; get help from someone who knows what they're doing.

But until we do that, I have some homework for you:

• Check out other people's signatures for things that you like.
• Go here and take a look at my signature. Read the whole page at least once. (Feel free to hit the edit button to see the coding, try not to mess it up by saving the page.)
• Figure out what you'd like to do with yours and let me know what you'd like on your signature specifically. Think about what kind of images would look really good really tiny on your signature.

This should get us started and we can go from there and build it here: User:Nintenfan_1/sig.

Ok i want one (and again sorry bout spelling and grammer) that has "All your Base are Belonging to us" has mabie a wii logo.... and how do i earn awards? If i think of anything else to add to it i let you know

Also this:

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Q: How can I set a long signature with my rank and awards?

1. Create a subpage for your signature. Some examples: User:Todd_Lyons/sig (simple) and User:Todd_Lyons/sig2 (long)
2. Add the appropriate award abbreviations and links. (A complete list with details of how to add them can be found here).
3. Make sure that it conforms to the Signature Rules.
4. Go to your "My preferences" page (near the top right of your screen), and in the "Signature" entry box add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:yourname/sig}}. Then tick the "Custom signature" checkbox just below it, and you're done! Use the 4-tildes or signature button () to use your saved signature.

 ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  12 Jun 2010 ~ 05:22 (UTC)

Drive-by: A good way to conform to sig rules and still show everything off is to use <sigexpand> and <sighidden> to expand into cool stuff. That's a bit complicated, though.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 05:28, June 12 2010 UTC

Miss you

hope every thing's ok and not this.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jul 2010 ~ 04:00 (UTC)

Sorry, have been REALY busy 4 a while

Happytimes

HE LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU MY EVIL BROTHER! --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 05:45, July 29, 2010 (UTC)