User talk:Naveenswiki

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Oscar Wilde quotes

They were funny, say 5 years ago. Now they just are annoying, and they take up space in articles. If you're going to do quotes, make it original. Thank you. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 25 September 2011, at 19:08

"Oh, God! But why...in the balls?"

Thanks for the VFH vote on UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship. Here's hoping the coming world-wide Bearpocalypse spares you!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Sep 28 '11 19:40 (UTC)

Allah/God/Yahweh (pick one) thanks you for your VFH vote

...on that UnNews piece I did. I have run out of ways to personalize my thank-yous, so please accept this link to something awesome!

Thanks

When I showed my recently featured article to my good friend Vasco da Gama, he had this to say:

“ Eu não falo Inglês, estúpido. ”

Thanks for your vote, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:42, 9 November 2011