User talk:Napoleon

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Hello, Napoleon, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S

Welcome to Uncyclopedia.

Hello Napoleon, and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia. If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Humor is the future, and the future starts with you.

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Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for comedy. Good luck!
→L A B O R A T O R I E S 16:34 25 March 2019

Your edits

I have noticed your prolific editing, Napoleon, and unfortunately almost all of your edits have had to be undone. This is not a good thing - it means you are not following the Uncyclopedia policies. (Yes, even we have some standards.) The most important of these is HTBFANJS - please read them all extensively before editing again. Also, you may want to create a userpage for yourself, and join our Discord server (see sidebar). Also, I have moved your article to User:Napoleon/Tuvalu, because it is not ready for prime time. Please start new articles in your userspace before adding them to Pee Review, where they can get feedback, be worked on, and mainspaced. Cheers, and let me know if you have any questions by messaging me on my talk page. →L A B O R A T O R I E S 16:34 25 March 2019